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Old January 18th, 2018, 01:11 PM   #2621
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I'm really full now after eating a thousand of those nasty sausage party wieners!:


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Old January 18th, 2018, 06:18 PM   #2622
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I'm really full now after eating a thousand of those nasty sausage party wieners!:


Which means you had a mouthful of wieners.



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Old January 19th, 2018, 11:57 AM   #2624
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Damn! A guy can't take a nice walk without stepping on those nasty sausage party wieners. Yuuuuuuuuch!


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Gimme that trophy, no you gimme that trophy. Look there's a mudslide heading for us, so give me the trophy and we can get outta here. The same to you. Look it's getting closer. Would you rather keep the trophy and be drowned or go without it and live. I could say the same thing to you. Oh my God, too late. You buzzard! Now the trophy is lost. If I find the darn thing I am going to knock your block off!


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As born a Swede and have met a lot of people like this it must make me a winner !

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