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Old May 21st, 2009, 08:10 AM   #1
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Unfortunately, the resort owner booked The Go-Go's sight unseen.
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Old May 21st, 2009, 12:02 PM   #2
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Yes ladies, you can use the pool - but not all at the same time!
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Guess who's wearing the rubber ring.
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Aware of the negative effects some shows have on teenage girls, the producers of 'Baywatch: Miami Beach' are casting actors who present a more realistic body image.
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Unfortunately, the resort owner booked The Go-Go's sight unseen.
Michelin don't just manufacture tyres
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The redhead on the right is obviously new to the game.
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Poor girl. She obviously suffers from anorexia.
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Just out of camera shot; the very short sighted man who works for the "save the whale" campaign, running around like a crazy person, because he thinks he's about to get an emergency callout...
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The only photo memory left in the "Michelin Man's" wallet after visiting vegas.
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