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July 26th, 2014, 01:01 AM | #281 |
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Serves him right
My neighbourhood is so rough it is said that on dark nights one can still hear the screams of the man who tried to form a squash club. Saying 'one' would get you killed quicker though.
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August 6th, 2015, 11:45 AM | #282 |
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My neighborhood is so rough that when you walk into any local bar the rule is you must get belted with one before entering.
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August 6th, 2015, 02:56 PM | #283 |
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My neighbourhood is so rough that...........
Even the wheelie bins wear flak jackets
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August 6th, 2015, 03:23 PM | #284 |
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My neighborhood (when going to college 2007-08) was so rough that many Xers and Millennials started carrying guns one or two blocks from campus, since crimes like sexual assault and robbery are commonplace there. It's a true story: Google "Clifton Corryville UC" and you might learn some shocking truths, like how prostitution with the trashiest girls and dope usage are rampant in that part of town near the main college of the (513).
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Supplemental to the last post: A few blocks southeast of that, where my former psychiatrist and my current job developer still work, is a small park next to more trashy housing, where someone in the last two months was gunned down in broad daylight across the street from my job developer's office. It's a high-crime area, I tell you...
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August 6th, 2015, 03:38 PM | #286 |
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Oh yeah My neighborhood is so rough our wheelie bins lob the mortars at your wheelie bins, for having more empty pizza boxes in them
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My neighbourhood is so rough that...........
...Visitors park elsewhere and walk to my house.
If they can get past the wheelie bins.
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August 6th, 2015, 04:02 PM | #288 |
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My neighbourhood is so rough that...........
Even Greenman refuses to visit
Exactly . Now you understand why I moved here so fast, and paid in cash
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My neighbourhood is so rough
when you order a pizza and the guy on the phone laughs and hangs up on you when he hears the address
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