Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 1442

Estreeter · April 21st, 2024, 10:04 AM

Sir Honkers

pisses on electric fences in his spare time.

**FrankDobe** · April 21st, 2024, 12:22 PM

lol anyone ever seen ( or done that ) ? a trillion years ago when I was in the cub scouts...we were hiking woods I knew pretty well. an old farm which was still in operation bordered the woods and there were three rusted old wires which after the last post went into the earth.

one of the dads chaperoning needed to take a piss and decided to aim for the wire. his aim was good and so was his landing....right on his ass in the mud ! I will never forget his shriek of pain and the look on his face. only one who wasn't laughing was his son !

Estreeter · April 21st, 2024, 12:40 PM

FrankDobe

not to be out done by Sir Honkers, upon hearing this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuoFsi2iIi0

went and did it

He's being attended to now by 3 doctors who are in total awe

**vo1v0d** · April 21st, 2024, 06:34 PM

When ES is not on VEF he is a lifeguard at the LadyBoys Billabong

**jomama** · April 21st, 2024, 09:37 PM

maxivic told his girlfriend to go out and get something that makes him look sexy... so she got drunk.

**Sir Honkers** · April 21st, 2024, 11:59 PM

I'm not saying jomama is old...but when he was in school, there was no history class.

**vo1v0d** · April 22nd, 2024, 03:05 AM

B7 thinks Ecoli and Ebola are extra pizza toppings

**jomama** · April 22nd, 2024, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Sir Honkers

pisses on electric fences in his spare time.

To decorate his bedroom Estreeter throws monkey turds in the fan

**vo1v0d** · April 22nd, 2024, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jomama

To decorate his bedroom Estreeter throws monkey turds in the fan

It is nice that you think a monkey could be responsible

Monkey bigger than Kong

**vo1v0d** · April 23rd, 2024, 03:50 AM

Razors spends all his time in bookshops since I told him I would give a thousand for a dictionary without the word 'gullible' in it.

April 21st, 2024, 10:04 AM	#14411
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April 21st, 2024, 12:40 PM	#14413
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,165 Thanked 897,588 Times in 60,391 Posts	FrankDobe not to be out done by Sir Honkers, upon hearing this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuoFsi2iIi0 went and did it He's being attended to now by 3 doctors who are in total awe __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 21st, 2024, 06:34 PM	#14414
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,334 Thanks: 42,629 Thanked 61,359 Times in 7,548 Posts	When ES is not on VEF he is a lifeguard at the LadyBoys Billabong __________________ But then again, I am a complete moron

April 21st, 2024, 09:37 PM	#14415
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,840 Thanks: 3,496,760 Thanked 344,965 Times in 29,953 Posts	maxivic told his girlfriend to go out and get something that makes him look sexy... so she got drunk. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

April 22nd, 2024, 03:05 AM	#14417
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,334 Thanks: 42,629 Thanked 61,359 Times in 7,548 Posts	B7 thinks Ecoli and Ebola are extra pizza toppings __________________ But then again, I am a complete moron

April 21st, 2024, 12:22 PM	#14412
FrankDobe Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: last thing I remember was falling down somewhere Posts: 13,191 Thanks: 112,621 Thanked 105,035 Times in 13,137 Posts	lol anyone ever seen ( or done that ) ? a trillion years ago when I was in the cub scouts...we were hiking woods I knew pretty well. an old farm which was still in operation bordered the woods and there were three rusted old wires which after the last post went into the earth. one of the dads chaperoning needed to take a piss and decided to aim for the wire. his aim was good and so was his landing....right on his ass in the mud ! I will never forget his shriek of pain and the look on his face. only one who wasn't laughing was his son !

April 21st, 2024, 11:59 PM	#14416
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,418 Thanks: 287,352 Thanked 386,916 Times in 30,374 Posts	I'm not saying jomama is old...but when he was in school, there was no history class.

April 23rd, 2024, 03:50 AM	#14420
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,334 Thanks: 42,629 Thanked 61,359 Times in 7,548 Posts	Razors spends all his time in bookshops since I told him I would give a thousand for a dictionary without the word 'gullible' in it. __________________ But then again, I am a complete moron