sex toy online shop

kkkk40us · December 2nd, 2009, 09:24 PM

can anyone recommend a good reputable online sex toy store in the states where you feel safe with your credit card details and are discreet with delivery?

thanks

MaxJoker · December 2nd, 2009, 09:33 PM

To save time why don`t you send me your credit card details and i`ll choose some festive yet sexy things for you , oh and don`t worry i`m always discreet.

By the way thanks for writing thanks , because going by your tally i figured you might not understand what that term actually meant

**spitalhouse** · December 2nd, 2009, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by kkkk40us

can anyone recommend a good reputable online sex toy store in the states where you feel safe with your credit card details and are discreet with delivery?

thanks

There's a store I know called The Big Rubber Cock & Automatic Twat-Tickler Company. They're very discreet.

**haldane4** · December 3rd, 2009, 12:34 AM

There's an adult section at ebid (not ebay) sells all that kind of thing... I got some mags there a while back, and it seems safe enough.

You didn't see me and I'm not here.

**tabler** · December 8th, 2009, 03:38 PM

Brucie recommends Hamleys or Toys'R'us, however, he may be missing something, he is getting on a bit.

**kiwi** · December 8th, 2009, 07:51 PM

How about 'Wank yerself Stupid with yer own Hand' - I'm told they are good - just google them.

Kiwi

MaxJoker · December 9th, 2009, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by tabler

Brucie recommends Hamleys or Toys'R'us, however, he may be missing something, he is getting on a bit.

No the guys still as sharp as a tack , and almost half as funny.

Actually sent me my Christmas gift already

Woolworth vouchers and a book token for Borders !

Ahhhh Brucie , he`s as giving as an STD

**Leprechaun** · December 9th, 2009, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by kiwi

How about 'Wank yerself Stupid with yer own Hand' - I'm told they are good - just google them.

Kiwi

Unless you like the loud vibrating of impersonal plastic and your neighbors should know when your blind date had failed again.

On the other hand (sic!) you can finally buy your (only) true fellow something that keeps him a little warm in those cold winter nights when all dog biscuits are eaten and this little creature lies lonely in the darkness while you're out searching selfish for a one night stand!

"And now stop raping my antique two hundred dollar teddy bear, you nymphomaniac little bastard!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMOHAXEpx2w

**9876543210** · December 9th, 2009, 05:20 PM

kkkk40us,

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Originally Posted by kkkk40us

can anyone recommend a good reputable online sex toy store in the states where you feel safe with your credit card details and are discreet with delivery?

thanks

I can highly recommend the ladies at this site:

http://www.a-womans-touch.com/

They have a brick and mortar store where I live and I've been going to them for years now. One of the owners is an M.D. and the other is a sex educator and both are very nice ladies and very knowledgeable. Your wife and/or gf will love them as they're primarily female oriented. You can probably ask them any question under the sun and they probably have a good answer. At least they always have with me.

Give them a try. I'm sure you'll like them a lot.

**Leprechaun** · December 10th, 2009, 11:40 AM

http://www.theadulttoyshoppe.com/masturbatorspage1.htm

Do you have any experiences with such plastic pussies?

I thought about buying one of those 'lust grottos', 'pocket pussies', 'masturbators' (or hoewever you will name this toys), but propably one without vibbbbbrrrrration function.

Some of them look rather realistic. But do they feel like the 'real deal' too?

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Leprechaun Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 5,013 Thanks: 23,651 Thanked 77,923 Times in 4,988 Posts	Hey, this is a serious question! http://www.theadulttoyshoppe.com/masturbatorspage1.htm Do you have any experiences with such plastic pussies? I thought about buying one of those 'lust grottos', 'pocket pussies', 'masturbators' (or hoewever you will name this toys), but propably one without vibbbbbrrrrration function. Some of them look rather realistic. But do they feel like the 'real deal' too? Last edited by Leprechaun; December 10th, 2009 at 11:48 AM..

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