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Old 07-19-2011, 06:51 PM   #11
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A turn-on the few times I was a shaking wreck! I tried to find a newsagent with a bloke serving. But then I found wankers heaven a newsagent who catered for teenage wankers like me he used to keep whitehouse etc behind the counter, and would show them to you if you wanted. I bought club and men only mainly. He put them in a brown paper bag or inside that newspaper you never read
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I had a few aborted missions too when I was younger, wrong staff on etc but one of my worst shopping trips was this. I was in town with my wife to be and she said ' I'm just going in this shop for ten minutes'. While waiting I drifted into the mag shop and on impulse grabbed a copy of Escort. I paid and rushed outside and once in another shop doorway rolled up the leg of my jeans and rolled the mag around my leg and tucked it into my sock. We then went to her parents for the afternoon and evening meal all the while me sitting there hoping the mag didn't fall out or anyone see it or me making sure it was still tucked in. I was also desperate to get home and look at at the book too. I never repeated that buying method again.
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There was one newsagent I used to go to when I was about 15 or 16. He always used to shake his head and look disapprovingly at me when I bought a magazine from his shop, I never understood why he sold porn if he was so put out by it. There was a woman in her early 40s who sometimes worked in that shop aswell and I always liked getting served by her, the simultaneous rush of blood to my face and to my cock always felt great. I suppose I always had the teenage porn fantasy where she say to me "you don't need those magazines, come into the store room and I'll show you a real woman", sadly it never happed but often when I got home I would have a wank thinking about her and her big boobs before I even opened the magazine.
He sold porn because it made money! A prude knows the bottom line as well as a libertine. Personally, I'd rather sell porn to people than cigarettes because wanking doesn't shorten your life...at least I hope it doesn't! If it does, I might expire before midnight!
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Oh, yes, I remember the days.

Woody Allen captured the awkwardness perfectly in "Bananas":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgOxqwVd5Z8
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Believe it or not, buying contraceptives was more fun. In the 1980s, public health concerns precluded any responsible pharmacist from refusing to sell condoms to minors. Plus, if you were buying condoms, it was very likely you were getting some. The clerks could give you dirty looks all they wanted, but they still had to sell you those rubbers!
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Hmm not sure I should admit this but in the early days of the 1980's when I was about 15 I did get my first magazine, which I think was the rather sleazy looking ESCORT or it could have been FIESTA. I had this trick where I would collect several others like SHOOT or MATCH football magazines and/or a newspaper like The Sun(which was good back then) and when the chap wasn't looking(and it those days there was no mirror or cctv) I would spin back and grab the magazine and shove it into the paper. With luck he never checked. I had another trick whereby I showed him the front of the paper, told him the price and then the prices of the other two magazines and get away with it. I did this several times with Asian shopkeepers, especially those that didn't know me or who would remember me coming back weeks later. Mind you there was one that I knew well but the way to get round that was his magazine racks were over in one corner of the shop and I worked out where the mirror's blind spot was so again I could do it easily but I remember I used to get quite a few other magazines per month and the best ones were the Electric Blue series and M*yf*ir, P-House and Knave. Envariably I paid for those but some I did quickly stuff down my trousers or up one's jumper, doing my coat up quickly. I didn't always get away with it as one would fall out and I would pick it up, having not been spotted and have to pay for it, but I never got caught...shameful I know but back then I didn't have a lot of money to bandy about. Happy Days!
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Well now, not quite as `bad` as Greenman, ie I did actually pay for my smut.
Although I did always end up buying the local newspaper as well, to hide said Escort/MenOnly etc within, on my speedy departure from shop, averting all eye contact on way!
For me in my testosterone fuelled youth, it was more thrilling if the shopkeeper was a lady of mature years. Somehow it just added to the fantasy aspect.

Also,as I recall(and it still seems so now) that the Asian owned shops always carried a much larger range of titles. One shop I remember had a top-shelf at least 30foot long ,crammed with allsorts of different/unknown porno mags.
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I remember once when I was about 16 I went to a local newsagent (though it was actually more like the local pornographer as the top 3 shelfs were full of porn magazines) and rather than the regular owner his daughter was at the check out. She went bright red when I handed over the magazine, I must admit I got really turned on by her reaction. She was about 16, I like to think she got a little thrill too.
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Greenman you are under arrest. Anything you say...

I remember buying a USA porno in a petrol station onetime. The woman on the counter was visibly annoyed I felt like saying I'm buying goods from this place. Not robbing it. She never spoke and slapped my change down on the counter. Well I got my revenge, because said mag was a cracker kept me busy all weekend
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Has anyone bought more than one at once? I did. I was 19/20 and very horny. In a petrol station (again) I scanned the top shelf. Three PRP mags caught my eyes. I thought about it and then thought bugger it. I scooped all three and paid for them and my fuel. The girl behind the counter put them in a plastic bag with a smile. And I drove like the clappers home. The rest, well you know
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