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**old alal** · May 28th, 2015, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Staffsyeoman

to some malodorous spotty erk from somewhere like Dalston, Manchester or Bradford with a beard.

I'd better stop before I sound like a BNP recruiting video.

Make spunk, not war....

You should take it easy on Manchester, the other two....well I don't really care. And really you should leave beards alone.

As for the brides, I understand two more from a Northern Powerhouse City that shall remain nameless, have gone. I'd let all of them go, it's their free choice. Isn't it?????????

If there are fewer girls over here more wankers are made as well!!!!

**chris chunt** · May 28th, 2015, 05:20 PM

This lad encapsulates the last few posts into just one PIC.
Convert to Islam and call for jihad .....
Because the girls wont give you the time of day.

**mizlaplan** · May 29th, 2015, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris chunt

This lad encapsulates the last few posts into just one PIC.
Convert to Islam and call for jihad .....
Because the girls wont give you the time of day.

Apparently the road leading up to the Pearly Gates is made of sharp edged gravel, very painful to walk on.
That's why all the lucky folk entering Heaven wear a sturdy pair of hiking boots

Just noticed the hair colour of the jihadi chap in the photo and he's wasting his time trying to enter the blessed hereafter.
Gingers have no soles

**chris chunt** · May 29th, 2015, 07:39 PM

Of course there's always the exception that proves the rule .
Like this handsome fellow just here .
A big hit with the girls by all accounts .
Had to fight them off with a shitty stick .....

...Not .
By all accounts currently on dishwashing duties for isis round Syria way

**mitchspur** · May 29th, 2015, 10:16 PM

I wonder if one of you posters is Salman Rushdy???

Don't fancy your chances if you are!!!

You'll be double Fatwah'd

**chris chunt** · May 29th, 2015, 10:58 PM

They'll be too busy wanking over my avatar to ever get beyond my pseudonym and find out who I really am .

**chris chunt** · May 30th, 2015, 11:27 PM

Actually maybe they're cleverer than we give them credit for .
This lad here Jordan horner and others like him are probably their secret weapon .

When jihad day comes you'll be too busy doubled up laughing as he approaches you to defend yourself properly

Estreeter · May 31st, 2015, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris chunt

to be serious for a mo
boris johnson got into a bit of trouble for basically saying a lot of these jihadis are frustrated losers who cant get a girlfriend to save their lives .

That's right

We should be serious

These Jihadists that can't get girlfriends should then maybe not turn to violence but spread love ....... And become gay and subscribe to Johnny Jihad monthly and jerk off to this lovely hunk

Now that's a suggestive pose if I ever saw one

**trailmaster** · August 9th, 2016, 05:36 PM

If you can't get a woman don't be afraid to masturbate. Even some male animals do it. And women, even married women do it a lot!!!

**Leprechaun** · August 9th, 2016, 05:43 PM

... and it could save your life.

https://www.newscientist.com/article...ostate-cancer/

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May 28th, 2015, 05:20 PM	#22
chris chunt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 2,805 Thanks: 7,946 Thanked 36,406 Times in 2,765 Posts	This lad encapsulates the last few posts into just one PIC. Convert to Islam and call for jihad ..... Because the girls wont give you the time of day.

May 29th, 2015, 07:39 PM	#24
chris chunt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 2,805 Thanks: 7,946 Thanked 36,406 Times in 2,765 Posts	Of course there's always the exception that proves the rule . Like this handsome fellow just here . A big hit with the girls by all accounts . Had to fight them off with a shitty stick ..... ...Not . By all accounts currently on dishwashing duties for isis round Syria way

May 29th, 2015, 10:16 PM	#25
mitchspur Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 5,659 Thanks: 10,164 Thanked 87,379 Times in 5,774 Posts	I wonder if one of you posters is Salman Rushdy??? Don't fancy your chances if you are!!! You'll be double Fatwah'd

May 29th, 2015, 10:58 PM	#26
chris chunt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 2,805 Thanks: 7,946 Thanked 36,406 Times in 2,765 Posts	They'll be too busy wanking over my avatar to ever get beyond my pseudonym and find out who I really am .

May 30th, 2015, 11:27 PM	#27
chris chunt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 2,805 Thanks: 7,946 Thanked 36,406 Times in 2,765 Posts	Actually maybe they're cleverer than we give them credit for . This lad here Jordan horner and others like him are probably their secret weapon . When jihad day comes you'll be too busy doubled up laughing as he approaches you to defend yourself properly

August 9th, 2016, 05:36 PM	#29
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,185 Times in 60,069 Posts	If you can't get a woman don't be afraid to masturbate. Even some male animals do it. And women, even married women do it a lot!!!

August 9th, 2016, 05:43 PM	#30
Leprechaun Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 5,013 Thanks: 23,651 Thanked 77,923 Times in 4,988 Posts	... and it could save your life. https://www.newscientist.com/article...ostate-cancer/