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December 11th, 2017, 03:37 PM	#501
electile disfunction Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere flat, that's either hot, cold, or windy ... Canada? Posts: 1,966 Thanks: 42,100 Thanked 21,351 Times in 1,903 Posts	A: It's because she likes hairy voyeurs in red pyjamas. Q: Did you write the Book of Love?

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December 11th, 2017, 04:12 PM	#502
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December 11th, 2017, 04:29 PM	#503
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December 11th, 2017, 09:20 PM	#504
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December 11th, 2017, 09:21 PM	#505
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,759 Thanks: 259,865 Thanked 1,139,126 Times in 113,881 Posts	A. It's probably delayed in the Christmas post Q. Does it look like rain dear? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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December 12th, 2017, 09:32 PM	#507
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Nope. But someday you will get to the bottom of this Do you prefer being called Mister or Madam?

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December 13th, 2017, 02:04 PM	#509
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December 13th, 2017, 02:07 PM	#510
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