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...when Jesus comes back, he'll probably have a look around & decide to crucify himself this time. ...the toughest gang is gay & call themselves the Turd Burglars. |
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October 15th, 2011, 01:50 PM | #102 |
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October 15th, 2011, 03:21 PM | #103 |
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... mailmen are so petrified to deliver mail because of all the murders, muggings, and drive-by shootings that the last time we had mail delivery the price of postage stamps cost 10 cents!
But .......... The town council has recently devised a way for mailmen to now delver mail underground via the sewer system! |
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The local priest wears a balaclava and carries an AK47.
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... when the priest at our church says "Go in peace" at the end of Sunday services, the parishioners respond back to him forcibly saying "don't make us laugh Father, that's easier said than done, Amen!"
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October 15th, 2011, 09:41 PM | #106 |
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My neighbourhood is so rough..
.. that our schools have an exchange scheme with those in towns controlled by Mexican drug barons.
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The local priest wears a condom for his own protection.....
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My neighbourhood is so rough..
we taught Georges St. Pierre how to fight, but we didn't teach him everything. |
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My neighbourhood is so rough...
... the rag week dragon is a real one..
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