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Old May 25th, 2018, 06:57 AM   #2881
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lagerlout has always been very progressive. He was one of the first to join the Women's Suffrage Movement.
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Old May 25th, 2018, 09:54 AM   #2882
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chromax never takes his Christmas tree down, that said it's because he decorates it with with used condoms and just keeps adding to it
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Old May 25th, 2018, 12:34 PM   #2883
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Estreeter took TM's advice and tried an all veggie pizza: black and green olives, broccoli, green, orange and red sweet pepper slices, tomatoes, onions, a variety of mushrooms, artichoke, spinach and pineapple.Estreeter said it was so good he might never eat a pizza with meat on it ever again.
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Old May 25th, 2018, 12:58 PM   #2884
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ball7 is a fan of medieval Europe. He decided to live like the people back then. That's why he has lice, no teeth and suffers from the plague.
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Old May 25th, 2018, 01:29 PM   #2885
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trailmaster's pay was damn too short but instead of asking for a rise he decided to butter up his boss.
"You're the most generous, the smartest, the greatest man I ever met. I do love anything you do, anything you say, anything you love", he said.
"And what about my wife?", the boss asked.
"Love her too, of course".
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Old May 25th, 2018, 01:46 PM   #2886
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Brecht He's been lying to us I just found out he is Royalty Yep, his family rules over the poorest place on the planet Crown Prince of Antarctica
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Old May 25th, 2018, 05:39 PM   #2887
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Chromax is in trouble with authorities for having many holograms of nude big-boobed girls around his residence. The auto-accidents around his house are legendary


The insurance claims too
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Mal got thrown out of the army because of bonespurs
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Estreeter will replace one of the Spice Girls on their next tour , and will be known as E-Spice , also he will be doing most of the baa baa backup sounds
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