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May 19th, 2018, 12:18 AM | #2821 |
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Estreeter has an inflatable Tony Abbott sexdoll. It can be programmed to say "Yeah Julia, harder, faster! Up my ass! Give it to me!" in six languages
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May 19th, 2018, 12:32 AM | #2822 |
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There is a big "palo5's Italian Sausage" sale currently going on in Russian supermarkets and delicatessens.
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May 19th, 2018, 04:14 AM | #2823 |
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Estreeter introduced Trailmaster to the drug trade. He is now the "Pablo Escobar" of Alaska.
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May 19th, 2018, 12:02 PM | #2824 |
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As Prince Harry said yes to his Meghan, something died inside chromax.
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May 19th, 2018, 12:08 PM | #2825 |
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May 19th, 2018, 06:13 PM | #2826 |
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May 19th, 2018, 07:06 PM | #2827 | |
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I will marry this goofy prince but my heart and mind and body and tits will always belong to Chromax, the awesome, sexually powerful and mighty Emperor of Rome. |
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May 19th, 2018, 07:56 PM | #2828 |
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^What a load of bull.
Hertz is mentally ill, he really believes Trump wants to do his very best for America. |
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May 19th, 2018, 08:17 PM | #2829 |
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Chromax is a Belgian footballer with unusual attributes. Fans sing about him
"24-inch penis" (about 40 seconds) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QGuoB-1rxg |
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May 19th, 2018, 09:14 PM | #2830 | |
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That was long time ago. Now, given my imperial status, it grows day by day, thicker than marble. If I happen to stop at the forums, some tired Romans use it to take a rest as if it was a bench. |
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