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March 16th, 2019, 10:19 AM | #7261 |
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March 16th, 2019, 10:34 AM | #7262 |
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March 16th, 2019, 10:37 AM | #7263 |
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"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"
Sounds good. I was in my local woods and I saw a big bush with some birds in it. I went over and put my hand into the bush to try to get one, but the birds flew away and something else in the bush grabbed my hand. I pulled my hand out and three of my fingers were missing and blood started to spray from my torn fingers. Then there was a roar and a wolverine came out of the bush and started to chase me. I ran,hoping to get back to my car. I pulled off my belt and tied it around my hand to try to slow the bleeding. By this time other woodland folk were coming out of their hiding places because they smelled blood: rabbits, squirrels, field mice, red fox and wolves. They spotted me and dashed, and I ran even faster, but was getting weak. I spotted my car up ahead and the door was unlocked. I got out my keys, but couldn't start the car, and by now all the animals had covered the car and were screeching at me. What do I do..... The moral of this dumb story is don't put your hand into a strange bush! Last edited by trailmaster; March 16th, 2019 at 11:41 AM.. |
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March 16th, 2019, 10:44 AM | #7264 |
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March 16th, 2019, 02:04 PM | #7265 |
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March 16th, 2019, 02:11 PM | #7266 |
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Mate Comments like that get you very far here
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March 16th, 2019, 02:13 PM | #7267 |
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March 16th, 2019, 05:59 PM | #7268 |
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I had a dream where my identity was stolen and I couldn't find the phone numbers to my bank and the identity protection service. The weird part was I wasn't even getting upset.
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March 16th, 2019, 06:12 PM | #7270 |
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