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August 18th, 2017, 01:02 PM | #5391 |
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Why do so many models in glamour pics appear to have bruises on their legs and bums?
I garden, do DIY and tinker with cars but am unbruised. Do they all shift pianos as their day job? |
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The answer is in your avvie Mate .... Somedays they make themselves useful and participate in beach cricket .... they're the wickets
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Secondly, why do these models get so many bruises? Honestly we have to recognise the fact that women have a superior coordination of their lips and their tongue, but a very poor coordination of their hands and their legs. Why do men prefer to get a blowjob instead to be masturbated by a woman? Mainly because it's less risky for our fragile penis (and for sure, that's a little moment during which we don't listen to their unceasing babblings) That's a typical result of the evolution. |
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The inner philosophy of peace!
First I need to explain a little bit the xyzde69 psychology.
Your wife shout against you and you feel very upset ... Go to the toilet and... masturbate. Your boss is an asshole and badly criticized you at working place or doesn't want to increase your salary, instead to feel upset and get mad.... Go to the toilet and mas tur bate. A bad driver almost run into your car or makes you crazy since 10 minutes Instead to create an accident because you see red... Take your dick outside your pants.... and masturbate. You are sad, depressed, want to commit suicide (that's our "terrorist" case ) MAS... TUR... BATE! Masturbation remove all your psychological tensions. Ismalic terrorists NEVER masturbate. Last edited by Roubignol; August 18th, 2017 at 02:13 PM.. |
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Me, if any of that happens, I just eat .... and not in the toilet
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Is it just me or do the solutions to characters' problems in all these 'teen dramas' on TV usually boil down to "stop being poor little spoiled rich brats"?
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Have to wonder what could have scared it so badly
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I have been watching the Little League World Series. I saw their pledge. The first sentence is I will trust In God. I am very surprised that the atheists haven't tried to get it removed.
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