What ruins a porn scene for you?

barryjoel · July 8th, 2011, 10:27 PM

I'm curious - what ruins an otherwise hot porn scene? For me, there are a few things:
1 - My pet hate - the girl looking at the camera and smiling; I dunno why, but I find that immensely annoying.
2 - The guy(s) coming anywhere but on the girl's body (her stomach, back, or face); ie he comes in a glass, on her feet, wherever - that just ruins a scene for me.
3 - Saliva - eugh! Rocco Siffredi; need I say more?
4 - The guy shagging the girl's ass; he then pulls it out and she sucks it; vomitous! I know the women use enemas to clean themselves out beforehand, but still, no thanks, not for me!
I'd be curious to know what other members find a turn-off.

**sillyBus** · July 8th, 2011, 10:55 PM

Cutting to a reaction shot of the guy.

Long close ups of penetration. Show the girl and her naked body!

Alvin Lucifer · July 8th, 2011, 11:47 PM

I hate POV style porn in which the director won't shut up with his dumb comments.

salpecam · July 15th, 2011, 02:11 PM

Stilettos without stockings... all too common!

**smutwerx** · July 15th, 2011, 05:31 PM

Disinterest on the part of the male partner, or when the guy is too cool to show any emotion except something like anger.

I dislike when you never get to see the girl's body. The old porn movies, you'd see her walk into the room naked, or get out of the shower. You'd see her sunbathing naked. I like to see her body before some guy climbs all over it like a chimp.

Lastly, you never see missionary sex anymore. The girls look great that way.

**Sharkhunter** · July 15th, 2011, 05:46 PM

Any sort of physical violence, implied or otherwise.
Spitting.
Fake tits.
Over-tattooed participants.
The camera turning onto the guy's face prior to the cumshot - I want to see the expectant girl, please.
Excessive fake moaning and groaning.

Basically, all I want to see is decent, natural sex.

Lurk_D · July 16th, 2011, 07:08 AM

Choking, especially when the video isn't marketed as such. Get your damn hands off her neck, you a*****e!

**billybunter** · July 16th, 2011, 01:11 PM

Gangbangs. One woman & 20 men

who toss her around like a piece of meat calling her a whore etc. And then one phrase I can't stand in US porn, "yeah bitch I'm dropping loads!"

MauHe · July 16th, 2011, 03:45 PM

- Cutting to a reaction shot of the guy, as is often the case with vintage porn. I especially hate it during a scene where the girl is giving head. I just want to see the action, not the guys face!
- Reverse cowgirl scene where you only see a close-up, not the whole body of the girl.
- Woman with too many jewelry, especially bracelets.

terrypharma · July 16th, 2011, 03:50 PM

Spitting. Yuck!

That is a real dick shrinker for me.

Also, girls covered with tattoos pretending to be innocent and never-been-kissed. How can they expect us to "get into" the scene (suspend our disbelief) when the premise is so removed from what they're showing us?

July 8th, 2011, 10:27 PM	#1
barryjoel Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 172 Thanks: 18,562 Thanked 1,107 Times in 140 Posts	What ruins a porn scene for you? I'm curious - what ruins an otherwise hot porn scene? For me, there are a few things: 1 - My pet hate - the girl looking at the camera and smiling; I dunno why, but I find that immensely annoying. 2 - The guy(s) coming anywhere but on the girl's body (her stomach, back, or face); ie he comes in a glass, on her feet, wherever - that just ruins a scene for me. 3 - Saliva - eugh! Rocco Siffredi; need I say more? 4 - The guy shagging the girl's ass; he then pulls it out and she sucks it; vomitous! I know the women use enemas to clean themselves out beforehand, but still, no thanks, not for me! I'd be curious to know what other members find a turn-off. Last edited by barryjoel; June 26th, 2016 at 09:53 PM..

July 8th, 2011, 11:47 PM	#3
Alvin Lucifer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Pioneer Valley, Massachusetts Posts: 373 Thanks: 8,750 Thanked 3,055 Times in 364 Posts	I hate POV style porn in which the director won't shut up with his dumb comments. __________________ I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll have a look...

July 15th, 2011, 05:46 PM	#6
Sharkhunter Gusset Man & Jizzmaster Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Wanking, but not the city in China Posts: 2,037 Thanks: 5,197 Thanked 34,660 Times in 2,021 Posts	Any sort of physical violence, implied or otherwise. Spitting. Fake tits. Over-tattooed participants. The camera turning onto the guy's face prior to the cumshot - I want to see the expectant girl, please. Excessive fake moaning and groaning. Basically, all I want to see is decent, natural sex. __________________ "Birth Control Tip #2431: Shoot your load in a girl's mouth or on her face instead of inside her sweet bits. Result: no expensive burden, stretch marks or saggy tits". To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 16th, 2011, 01:11 PM	#8
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	Gangbangs. One woman & 20 men who toss her around like a piece of meat calling her a whore etc. And then one phrase I can't stand in US porn, "yeah bitch I'm dropping loads!" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 8th, 2011, 10:55 PM	#2
sillyBus Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 690 Thanks: 2,977 Thanked 10,338 Times in 645 Posts	Cutting to a reaction shot of the guy. Long close ups of penetration. Show the girl and her naked body!

July 15th, 2011, 02:11 PM	#4
salpecam Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Leeds, England Posts: 62 Thanks: 3,494 Thanked 551 Times in 56 Posts	Stilettos without stockings... all too common!

July 15th, 2011, 05:31 PM	#5
smutwerx Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 619 Thanks: 2,859 Thanked 21,616 Times in 621 Posts	Disinterest on the part of the male partner, or when the guy is too cool to show any emotion except something like anger. I dislike when you never get to see the girl's body. The old porn movies, you'd see her walk into the room naked, or get out of the shower. You'd see her sunbathing naked. I like to see her body before some guy climbs all over it like a chimp. Lastly, you never see missionary sex anymore. The girls look great that way.

July 16th, 2011, 07:08 AM	#7
Lurk_D Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 489 Thanks: 22 Thanked 3,914 Times in 467 Posts	Choking, especially when the video isn't marketed as such. Get your damn hands off her neck, you a*****e!

July 16th, 2011, 03:45 PM	#9
MauHe Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Netherlands Posts: 219 Thanks: 1,698 Thanked 2,636 Times in 187 Posts	- Cutting to a reaction shot of the guy, as is often the case with vintage porn. I especially hate it during a scene where the girl is giving head. I just want to see the action, not the guys face! - Reverse cowgirl scene where you only see a close-up, not the whole body of the girl. - Woman with too many jewelry, especially bracelets.

July 16th, 2011, 03:50 PM	#10
terrypharma Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Hollywood, USA Posts: 231 Thanks: 36,559 Thanked 4,874 Times in 229 Posts	Spitting. Yuck! That is a real dick shrinker for me. Also, girls covered with tattoos pretending to be innocent and never-been-kissed. How can they expect us to "get into" the scene (suspend our disbelief) when the premise is so removed from what they're showing us?