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Old 10-19-2017, 06:48 AM   #7101
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2. Bernard Cribbins,British actor
3. Bernard Butler, guitarist
4. Barnard Hugues, American actor
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3. Bernard Butler, guitarist
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5. Bernard Hopkins, middleweight boxer
6. George Bernard Shaw
7. Bernard Bresslaw, British actor
8. Bernard Fanning
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2. Bernard Cribbins,British actor
3. Bernard Butler, guitarist
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5. Bernard Hopkins, middleweight boxer
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2. Bernard Cribbins,British actor
3. Bernard Butler, guitarist
4. Barnard Hugues, American actif
5. Bernard Hopkins, middleweight boxer
6. George Bernard Shaw
7. Bernard Bresslaw, British actor
8. Bernard Fanning
9. Bernard Cornwell, historical novelist
10. Bernard Mathews, Turkey Farmer
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2. Bernard Cribbins,British actor
3. Bernard Butler, guitarist
4. Barnard Hugues, American actif
5. Bernard Hopkins, middleweight boxer
6. George Bernard Shaw
7. Bernard Bresslaw, British actor
8. Bernard Fanning
9. Bernard Cornwell, historical novelist
10. Bernard Mathews, Turkey Farmer
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1. Field Marshal Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein
2. Bernard Cribbins,British actor
3. Bernard Butler, guitarist
4. Barnard Hugues, American actif
5. Bernard Hopkins, middleweight boxer
6. George Bernard Shaw
7. Bernard Bresslaw, British actor
8. Bernard Fanning
9. Bernard Cornwell, historical novelist
10. Bernard Mathews, Turkey Farmer
11.The late Bernard Fox, British actor
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Field Marshal Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein
2. Bernard Cribbins,British actor
3. Bernard Butler, guitarist
4. Barnard Hugues, American actif
5. Bernard Hopkins, middleweight boxer
6. George Bernard Shaw
7. Bernard Bresslaw, British actor
8. Bernard Fanning
9. Bernard Cornwell, historical novelist
10. Bernard Mathews, Turkey Farmer
11.The late Bernard Fox, British actor
12. Bernard Manning - Racist British 'comedian'
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