The corrupt a wish game

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

OK. I have two for this one.

Granted. Your deck is hollow and it contains nothing and does nothing.

BUT

Since I believe what you meant to type was "Holo-Deck" as in "Hologram" that is granted as well. However your starship is commanded by a certain "Captain Disney" and the holograms are limited to Princesses who are unconscious, ugly dwarfs and animals who talk.

I wish I could get rid of this crappy cold.

Granted.
I prescribe an entire bulb of garlic, a charcoal enema, leeches and a cowdung poultice. You'll be right as rain in no time.
Probably...

I wish for a Welsh win in tomorrow's Rugby World Cup quarter final.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
I prescribe an entire bulb of garlic, a charcoal enema, leeches and a cowdung poultice. You'll be right as rain in no time.
Probably...

I wish for a Welsh win in tomorrow's Rugby World Cup quarter final.

Granted. The opposing team is run off the road by a van with a driver too busy snapping pictures to watch where he's going. The team bus crashes into Wales' largest brewery. Thanks to the mysterious driver Wales is now alcohol free until the brewery can be rebuilt.

I wish the creature from Aliens would come to my hometown and eat all the squirrels.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish the creature from Aliens would come to my hometown and eat all the squirrels.

Which he has done.

Although what you didn't realise is squirrels are a powerful aphrodisiac for Aliens , and sadly as the last bobtail slips down his throat he spies you



I wish i could see into the future whenever i wanted

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I wish i could see into the future whenever i wanted

Granted.
But every vision is different. Each future foreseen is composed of myriad possibilities and permutations. It's a fun game that yields no useful information.

I wish all road users would pull over and let me pass like they do for emergency vehicles.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
But every vision is different. Each future foreseen is composed of myriad possibilities and permutations. It's a fun game that yields no useful information.

I wish all road users would pull over and let me pass like they do for emergency vehicles.

Granted. However, since your the reason so many emergency vehicles are necessary it seems somewhat redundant.

I wish this alien would stop sending me chocolates and flowers.

[Jeff Vader]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. However, since your the reason so many emergency vehicles are necessary it seems somewhat redundant.

I wish this alien would stop sending me chocolates and flowers.

Granted. He sends you a flesh-eating bacteria instead.

I wish I could control the weather

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

Granted. He sends you a flesh-eating bacteria instead.

I wish I could control the weather

Granted.
You're Michael Fish, responsible for the 1987 storm for which you are jailed.


I wish I could make doors invisible at will.

[star_]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
I wish I could make doors invisible at will.

Granted. You are something of a slow learner though. After the third broken nose you come to realize "invisible" does not mean it's "not still there".

I wish I had the skills of a surgeon, the looks of Leonardo DiCaprio and the money of Donald Trump

[tygrkhat40]

As you wish. Unfortunately, the genie granting the wish completely misunderstood your wish and you have the skills of a sturgeon, the looks of Leonardo the turtle and the money of Donald Duck.

I wish I had 6-pack abs.

[Mal Hombre]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

As you wish. Unfortunately, the genie granting the wish completely misunderstood your wish and you have the skills of a sturgeon, the looks of Leonardo the turtle and the money of Donald Duck.

I wish I had 6-pack abs.

Granted:

I wish I knew My own mind....