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May 12th, 2012, 07:39 PM | #1601 |
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Granted. You think the sky is blue.
I wish I had never heard "Achy Breaky Heart"
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May 12th, 2012, 09:01 PM | #1602 |
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So does everyone and so for the crappest wish ever you are condemned to have this tune hard wired into your brain forever.
I wish I could buy anything I wanted
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May 13th, 2012, 01:31 PM | #1603 |
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Granted. You can buy anything you want, but you will find that you never have enough money to pay for it, so you have to use high interest rate credit cards, that you never have enough money to pay off.
I wish people would stop saying nasty things about me.
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May 13th, 2012, 02:16 PM | #1604 |
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May 13th, 2012, 02:40 PM | #1605 |
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Deaf genie twins Blackburn with Rugby.........you turn up at the grand twinning ceremony with Tony Blackburn in full rugby kit.
I wish I thought a bit more about my wishes.
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May 14th, 2012, 01:34 AM | #1606 | |
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I wish people would stop backhanding me just before they compliment me.
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May 14th, 2012, 02:41 PM | #1607 |
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Granted. They only agree, however, to stop using a tennis racquet.
I wish I was a porn mogul.
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May 14th, 2012, 07:34 PM | #1608 |
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Granted. You become the biggest child prostitute pimp in NYC.
I wish tygrkhat40 only gets paid in play money.
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May 14th, 2012, 07:46 PM | #1609 |
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Granted he gets all the Euros the Greeks can't handle.
I wish Luddite a nice life from now on
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May 14th, 2012, 08:51 PM | #1610 | |
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Luddite has a wonderful life. Too bad he has dementia and can't remember a single bit of it. I wish for the 2 billion dollars JP Morgan just lost to appear in my bank account.
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