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September 17th, 2021, 11:27 PM | #6671 |
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Cowboy: "Leonard...put the gun down....you're gonna be in a world of shit."
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September 17th, 2021, 11:33 PM | #6672 |
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September 18th, 2021, 01:56 AM | #6673 |
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"There are two types of people in the world I cannot stand: People who are intolerant of other peoples' cultures, and the Dutch."
-Nigel Powers. "Goldmember. "This is how it goes. You attack me, one at a time, and I knock you out in a single punch." Henchmen attack Nigel one at a time, and he knocks them out, then he comes to a third henchman. "Do you know who I am?" Henchman nods nervously. "Have you any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?" Henchman nods again. "And look at you. You haven't even got a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down. Go ahead, son." Henchman lies down in fetal position. |
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September 18th, 2021, 08:18 PM | #6674 |
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September 19th, 2021, 08:48 PM | #6675 |
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If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.
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September 20th, 2021, 04:17 AM | #6677 |
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Around a campfire, a slow blues sung with harmonica by Eric Cartman to Kenny, Stan and Kyle
I hate you guys I think you're all assholes Especially you Kenny I hate you the worst
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September 20th, 2021, 05:42 PM | #6678 |
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Even more Duck Soup
Groucho presides over a Cabinet meeting with predictable results.
Groucho: And now, members of the Cabinet, we take up old business. Minister of Commerce: I wish to discuss the tariff. Groucho: Sit down, that's new business. No old business? Very well, we'll take up new business. Minister of Commerce: Now about that tariff. Groucho: Too late, that's old business already. Sit down. Minister of War: Enough of this. How about taking up the tax? Groucho: How about taking up the carpet? Minister of War: I insist, we must take up the tax. Groucho: He's right you've got to take up the tacks before you take up the carpet.
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September 20th, 2021, 07:06 PM | #6679 |
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“- Ronald Kornblow: You know, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the whole world. - Beatrice Rheiner: Do you really? - Ronald Kornblow: No, but I don't mind lying if it'll get me somewheres.” GROUCHO MARX - Kornblow LISETTE VEREA - Bea |
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Doug: You can take our phones and you can take our keys, but you cannot take away our dreams.
Steve: Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them. A Night at The Roxbury
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