Injuries you've caused yourself... - Page 3

**-Lucifer-** · March 4th, 2009, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by scoundrel

Hell's teeth Lucifer, are the scarecrows tooled up round your way? Even Hackney was never like this.

I live on a farm & we grow strawberries for a living. So we didn't like birds. Therefor we had a scarecrow on gas. It's like a cannon, it fils with gas, then it goes off with a big bang. The birds are scared and fly away. I was walking to home when I heard a 'click', couse I was 2 years old I was curious and take a look. When I walked by I looked up and I looked right in the barrel of the cannon. And then a big bang & I woke up in the docters clinic whit my eye lashes burned of.

**kiwi** · March 4th, 2009, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by -Lucifer-

Lucifer, that things looks lethal

Kiwi

**BigBucket** · March 5th, 2009, 05:24 AM

Putting an oak shelf up. Didnt secure it properly, it swung down and smacked me between the eyes.
I dont remember much except there was a lot of blood from the two inch gash across the bridge of my nose and the mild concussion i had.
I remember the oxygen they gave me in the ambulance was bloody nice. I could have sucked on that all day.

I've stamped my hand to a table using an industrial stapler. The weird thing was i didnt feel any pain, but i was shaking and shivering with shock. The shock of it numbed the pain.

**-Lucifer-** · March 6th, 2009, 10:03 AM

When I had a accident with my bike, I was hit by a car who came accross the corner whit very high speed. I didn't saw him and he launched me 20 meter through the air. I had a couple broken ribs and one pierced my lung. The thing is that a lung gets ripped or pierced, the other long folds in. So the only way to breath was through my pierced lung, whitch was slowely filling itself whit blood. I got into shock and unconscious took over. I remember laying on street, watch people running in panic in circles. My helmet was ripped of and the loop has thorn my neck, blood was filling the street and my lungs. But I didn't have pain & strange I didn't care that I wasn't breathing. I though:"now I know how dead feels like, it's painless". After a couple weeks, I rememberd what happend, and a long time to recover passed by.

**spitalhouse** · March 6th, 2009, 11:48 AM

I once committed suicide. It was my own stupid fault. To anyone out there who is contemplating suicide, my advice is: Don't do it - it will ruin your life.

Regards

**tabler** · March 26th, 2009, 09:46 PM

I once cut my head off shaving......(I got better)

**kiwi** · June 28th, 2009, 12:35 PM

Well done Kiwi - every one said the fall looked spectacular from behind.

broken right wrist.

Brilliant timing, Kiwi, give yourself a pat on the back! Oh, no, wait. You can't can you?

My wife's words (with out the Kiwi bit)

**billybunter** · June 28th, 2009, 12:57 PM

I was 17 at a wild drunken party. I was sitting on the ledge in the bathroom. I leaned back against the window, the thing is it wasn't shut properly! I fell out and landed on a pile of builders sand. Walked away without a scratch.
Chopping wood when I was 12, missed and hit my left thumb. Had a row with a girlfriend in a pub, went for a piss turned round and punched the wall in anger, result: four broken knuckles, though I blame her for that. LOL.

**anklebiter** · June 28th, 2009, 02:50 PM

Growing up, there was a flag pole on a hill, along side a busy street.It was wonderful fun to swing Tarzan style from the flag pole chain, over the traffic, and watch everyone have mini heart attacks and slam on their brakes.
Well one day the chain broke.....could have been much worse.I smacked my head on the hood of some guy's car and knocked myself out.Coulpe stitches on my head and a very red ass from dad.

**kiwi** · June 28th, 2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

I was 17 at a wild drunken party. I was sitting on the ledge in the bathroom. I leaned back against the window, the thing is it wasn't shut properly! I fell out and landed on a pile of builders sand. Walked away without a scratch.

The luck of the Irish! Between squeezing real tits & non-real tits ... You fall outta window & nothing happens to ye!

The luck of the Irish.

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Had a row with a girlfriend in a pub, went for a piss turned round and punched the wall in anger, result: four broken knuckles, though I blame her for that. LOL.

Did something similar, billy. Had said argument with ex-GF & kicked the cushion off the sofa in frustration. Unfortunately, I missed the cushion. (And we're talking penalty kick force, here) And booted at full strength, the wooden part of the sofa.

I was only wearing socks.

And she said, as I lay crumpled in agony on the carpet, 'Serves you right!'

Kiwi

March 6th, 2009, 10:03 AM	#24
-Lucifer- The Reaper Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ninth Gate Of Hell Posts: 5,875 Thanks: 40,807 Thanked 64,765 Times in 4,982 Posts	When I had a accident with my bike, I was hit by a car who came accross the corner whit very high speed. I didn't saw him and he launched me 20 meter through the air. I had a couple broken ribs and one pierced my lung. The thing is that a lung gets ripped or pierced, the other long folds in. So the only way to breath was through my pierced lung, whitch was slowely filling itself whit blood. I got into shock and unconscious took over. I remember laying on street, watch people running in panic in circles. My helmet was ripped of and the loop has thorn my neck, blood was filling the street and my lungs. But I didn't have pain & strange I didn't care that I wasn't breathing. I though:"now I know how dead feels like, it's painless". After a couple weeks, I rememberd what happend, and a long time to recover passed by. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 6th, 2009, 11:48 AM	#25
spitalhouse Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Past caring Posts: 768 Thanks: 2,080 Thanked 12,557 Times in 747 Posts	I once committed suicide. It was my own stupid fault. To anyone out there who is contemplating suicide, my advice is: Don't do it - it will ruin your life. Regards __________________ Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. (Einstein)

June 28th, 2009, 12:35 PM	#27
kiwi I'm a hornisod Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Here @ VEF Posts: 1,422 Thanks: 6,194 Thanked 69,928 Times in 1,447 Posts	Spectacular fall Well done Kiwi - every one said the fall looked spectacular from behind. broken right wrist. Brilliant timing, Kiwi, give yourself a pat on the back! Oh, no, wait. You can't can you? My wife's words (with out the Kiwi bit) __________________ Love All The People To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 5th, 2009, 05:24 AM	#23
BigBucket Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The United Kingdom of Oppressed Peoples. Posts: 783 Thanks: 5,453 Thanked 11,405 Times in 770 Posts	Putting an oak shelf up. Didnt secure it properly, it swung down and smacked me between the eyes. I dont remember much except there was a lot of blood from the two inch gash across the bridge of my nose and the mild concussion i had. I remember the oxygen they gave me in the ambulance was bloody nice. I could have sucked on that all day. I've stamped my hand to a table using an industrial stapler. The weird thing was i didnt feel any pain, but i was shaking and shivering with shock. The shock of it numbed the pain.

March 26th, 2009, 09:46 PM	#26
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,029 Thanks: 112,519 Thanked 146,054 Times in 8,009 Posts	I once cut my head off shaving......(I got better)

June 28th, 2009, 12:57 PM	#28
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,373 Times in 14,171 Posts	I was 17 at a wild drunken party. I was sitting on the ledge in the bathroom. I leaned back against the window, the thing is it wasn't shut properly! I fell out and landed on a pile of builders sand. Walked away without a scratch. Chopping wood when I was 12, missed and hit my left thumb. Had a row with a girlfriend in a pub, went for a piss turned round and punched the wall in anger, result: four broken knuckles, though I blame her for that. LOL.

June 28th, 2009, 02:50 PM	#29
anklebiter Palerider Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 509 Thanks: 5,603 Thanked 9,862 Times in 515 Posts	Growing up, there was a flag pole on a hill, along side a busy street.It was wonderful fun to swing Tarzan style from the flag pole chain, over the traffic, and watch everyone have mini heart attacks and slam on their brakes. Well one day the chain broke.....could have been much worse.I smacked my head on the hood of some guy's car and knocked myself out.Coulpe stitches on my head and a very red ass from dad.