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Old October 1st, 2018, 10:15 PM   #1
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Default You would have to be king arthur to pull me out !

You would have to be king Arthur to pull me out

Or in other words what expression do you use to show desire towards a good looking woman ?

That king Arthur thing made me laugh when I first heard it .
Are there any other good lines ?
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Old October 1st, 2018, 10:21 PM   #2
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Nothing that tops that.
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From that old country music song:
If I said that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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I'd screw her til I cum blood.
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I’d drag my balls through broken glass to stand matchsticks in her shit.
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in aboot that like a dug eatin' beetroot.


She'd get it twice with the same hard-on.
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You would have to be king Arthur to pull me out

Or in other words what expression do you use to show desire towards a good looking woman ?

That king Arthur thing made me laugh when I first heard it .
Are there any other good lines ?
Makes me think of this old song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EordoDE74fY
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