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August 22nd, 2018, 11:55 AM | #2701 |
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4939 Have you ever wanted to be on Oprah and cry about you're boyfriend ??? Here's your chance
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August 22nd, 2018, 12:56 PM | #2702 |
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Some might say it was her fault by agreeing to visit my cabin in the woods
4940 ~ Sure scream all you want sugar , ain't nobody gonna hear`yeeee
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August 23rd, 2018, 01:02 PM | #2703 |
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4941 I know you were attracted to me because of my communist beliefs, so how about making that ass of your a communal one and letting my mates, Wally, Tommy, Johnno, Stevie, Bob and their friends and theirs also share it
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August 23rd, 2018, 01:27 PM | #2704 |
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4942: Shoving all kinds of fruits and vegetable up your pussy does not qualify you as being a vegetarian, so suck my meaty dick!
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August 23rd, 2018, 08:34 PM | #2705 |
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"I know you always get a bit scared going way off into the woods with me like this.." "But, if you think this is scary.... I have to walk all that way back to the car.." "..... in the dark.." "..... by myself.." -
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4944: Shagging you is like sticking my dick in the smoke stack of the Queen Mary!
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August 24th, 2018, 05:19 PM | #2707 |
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4945 ~ Can I cum on your chin ? , Oh , How about on the second or third one ?
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September 5th, 2018, 05:08 PM | #2708 |
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4946 ~ You`re sure this won't make me pregnant ?
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That has to be the longest I have managed before coming. Must have been at least two, three......maybe even four seconds. |
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September 6th, 2018, 01:16 PM | #2710 |
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Yet after all that sweet talk she still refused to pay for my taxi , geez women !
4948 ~ Oooooh I , haaad , the time of my liiiiiife , just not here and never with yoooou
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