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January 21st, 2019, 04:13 PM	#6871
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,168 Times in 4,188 Posts	Grand canyon. Have dinner with Mao or Joseph Stalin? __________________ So much porn, so little time...

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January 21st, 2019, 09:18 PM	#6872
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,367 Thanks: 287,009 Thanked 386,382 Times in 30,321 Posts	Joe...then if I had sufficient poisonous toadstools left, Mao the night after. Crème brûlée or Crème Caramel?

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January 22nd, 2019, 12:05 PM	#6873
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,314 Times in 60,079 Posts	Creme Brulee Fruit Smoothies or fruit bars on a stick?

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January 22nd, 2019, 06:16 PM	#6874
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	fruit bars on a stick yellow or red fruits?

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January 22nd, 2019, 08:54 PM	#6875
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,314 Times in 60,079 Posts	Red fruits Lettuce or spinach?

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January 22nd, 2019, 08:58 PM	#6876
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,367 Thanks: 287,009 Thanked 386,382 Times in 30,321 Posts	Lettuce...who do I look like Popeye! Cos or Iceberg lettuce?

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January 22nd, 2019, 09:14 PM	#6877
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,314 Times in 60,079 Posts	If by cos you mean romaine lettuce then yes. Plain or creamy dressing on your veggie salad?

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January 22nd, 2019, 09:18 PM	#6878
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,791 Thanked 855,887 Times in 57,575 Posts	Creamy,Blue cheese for preference, Barbecue or Honey Mustard Dip for Your Chicken Goujons ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 22nd, 2019, 10:15 PM	#6879
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,367 Thanks: 287,009 Thanked 386,382 Times in 30,321 Posts	Goujons?...why don't you just say chicken fingers, pretentious plonker! Anyhoo Honey Mustard Dip, but Mrs Goose's homemade one, the store bought is too sweet Your own 'a lot of effort' secret recipe marinade for a big gathering of friends and family or a store bought one you like?

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January 22nd, 2019, 10:32 PM	#6880
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,791 Thanked 855,887 Times in 57,575 Posts	Plonker ? I'm a sophisticated Englishman not some Aussie Bogan, Home Marinade, Goujons or Chicken on the bone ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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