What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 6

**-Lucifer-** · July 17th, 2010, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

The only thing i've learned, is that my dick gets bigger when looking/watching porn!

Mine got orange.

**bfg9000** · July 17th, 2010, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

In case either of you were worried, don't be, it's a perfectly normal condition, there is nothing wrong with either of you...............................I think

It's got a name for it. Its called a "BONER" or a "WOODY".

toddrrr · July 19th, 2011, 05:32 PM

other than Richie Cunningham, adult performers are the only guys who wear white socks to bed

dogsbreath · July 19th, 2011, 11:14 PM

Not all men have been created equal.

PHcoupleFan · July 21st, 2011, 03:10 AM

I learned at least three things from soft porn on late night Skinemax:

(1) Men do not have penises (until recently)
(2) Now men have penises, but they are only soft ones
(3) If you see a couple having sex in their well lit room in front of a window or in
public, they are always hot
(4) If you watch Life on Top, a hot girl can have a hot MMF threesome with 2 shoe
salesman and they will both be very built, good looking and totally straight.

P37 · July 21st, 2011, 07:31 AM

NEVER trust your wife/ girlfrien with a plumber / builder /tv repairman etc

**deepsepia** · July 21st, 2011, 11:17 PM

Man needs a mustache.

Pizza delivery is a better career path than it might seem at first

**bawjaws** · July 26th, 2011, 09:13 PM

If you and your best buddy have a video camera, you will be able to approach any girl you meet on the street, and she will immediately follow you back to your villa and let you film her taking it up the arse

**palo5** · November 15th, 2015, 06:20 PM

1-5 things we learned per post. IMDB-style. Please number concurrently, and name movies where you can. Try to be funny

1. Mini-cars can drive on steps and are made for escaping criminals (Italian Job)
2. Rambo can shoot down attack helicopters with a bow and arrow (Rambo II)
3. All English service officers speak like the Queen (general)
4. America won World War II (general)
5. Asians are good at martial arts, but none are as good as van Damme (Blood Spoort)

**palo5** · November 15th, 2015, 06:33 PM

6. No mission is impossible for Tom Cruise (Mission Impossible)

November 15th, 2015, 06:20 PM	#59
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	X Thousand things we learned from the Movies 1-5 things we learned per post. IMDB-style. Please number concurrently, and name movies where you can. Try to be funny 1. Mini-cars can drive on steps and are made for escaping criminals (Italian Job) 2. Rambo can shoot down attack helicopters with a bow and arrow (Rambo II) 3. All English service officers speak like the Queen (general) 4. America won World War II (general) 5. Asians are good at martial arts, but none are as good as van Damme (Blood Spoort)

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July 19th, 2011, 05:32 PM	#53
toddrrr Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 36 Thanks: 1 Thanked 118 Times in 28 Posts	other than Richie Cunningham, adult performers are the only guys who wear white socks to bed

July 19th, 2011, 11:14 PM	#54
dogsbreath Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: America Posts: 114 Thanks: 5,556 Thanked 901 Times in 109 Posts	Not all men have been created equal.

July 21st, 2011, 03:10 AM	#55
PHcoupleFan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 110 Thanks: 7,149 Thanked 813 Times in 102 Posts	I learned at least three things from soft porn on late night Skinemax: (1) Men do not have penises (until recently) (2) Now men have penises, but they are only soft ones (3) If you see a couple having sex in their well lit room in front of a window or in public, they are always hot (4) If you watch Life on Top, a hot girl can have a hot MMF threesome with 2 shoe salesman and they will both be very built, good looking and totally straight.

July 21st, 2011, 07:31 AM	#56
P37 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in the deep end Posts: 648 Thanks: 4,235 Thanked 5,569 Times in 620 Posts	NEVER trust your wife/ girlfrien with a plumber / builder /tv repairman etc

July 21st, 2011, 11:17 PM	#57
deepsepia Moderator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Upper left corner Posts: 7,205 Thanks: 47,953 Thanked 83,438 Times in 7,199 Posts	Man needs a mustache. Pizza delivery is a better career path than it might seem at first

July 26th, 2011, 09:13 PM	#58
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 971 Thanks: 13,806 Thanked 12,964 Times in 957 Posts	If you and your best buddy have a video camera, you will be able to approach any girl you meet on the street, and she will immediately follow you back to your villa and let you film her taking it up the arse

November 15th, 2015, 06:33 PM	#60
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	6. No mission is impossible for Tom Cruise (Mission Impossible)