Most absurd argument with GF, wife, etc.

**HugoHackenbush** · January 6th, 2011, 03:06 PM

If you're a member here, you're of the age where you've probably had more than one of these in your life. The only rule the good Dr. Hackenbush requires is that it had to happen to YOU. None of this "friend of a friend" stuff. I'll go first:

HH: The Smiths are throwing a party. Do you want to go?
GF: No, I don't feel like it.
HH: OK, we won't go then.
GF: Do you want to go?
HH: Yeah, he's a mate of mine and I haven't seen him for a long time.
GF: Well, then you should go.
HH: I don't want to go without you honey.
GF: I'll be OK. I'll just invite a girlfriend over and we'll talk.
HH: You sure?
GF: Sure, go ahead.

THE NEXT DAY: Clearly there is "attitude" in the air.

HH: Honey, what's wrong?
GF: I can't BELIEVE you went to that party without me!
HH: You told me it was OK to go!
(wait for it)
GF: You should have known I didn't mean it!

**curveslover3** · January 6th, 2011, 03:34 PM

Sunday:
WF: This butter is soft, you should put it in the fridge
BB: OK, no problem

The following Sunday
WF: This butter is solid, you should leave it out of the fridge
BB: ' '

buggeration · January 6th, 2011, 03:53 PM

My first wife dreamt I had shagged another woman. She went on and on about it, as if I really had. In truth though, I had been shagging another woman, but not the one she'd dreamt about.

**Welderman** · January 6th, 2011, 05:09 PM

If that wasn't you who farted, who the hell was it?..

**billybunter** · January 6th, 2011, 05:55 PM

After assembling a wardrobe, a bed and erecting shelves. "why do you sit around doing nothing. (big glare

) I have washing and ironing to do! We never win.

**Nylon** · January 6th, 2011, 06:32 PM

Wife "Do You fancy staying in or eating out?"
Me "Don't mind, up to you"
Wife "You chose"
Me "Ok. We've eaten out twice this week lets stay in"
Wife "So I've got to cook for you!"
Me "Ok, we'll eat out then!"
Wife "No, you've chosen now!"

Bad feeling ensues that lasts a few days.
Wife is now ex .. albeit 11 years later!

**squigg58** · January 6th, 2011, 07:18 PM

A variation on Nylon's posting ...

S58 "So, where do you fancy going for a meal this evening?"
GF "Anywhere."
S58 "OK. How about the Greek place?"
GF "No. Not that."
S58 "Where then?"
GF "Anywhere."
S58 "The new Chinese place?"
GF "No. Not that."
S58 "Where then?"
GF "Anywhere."
S58 "The Indian place?"
GF "No. Not that"
S58 "The Turkish place?"
GF "No. Not that"
S58 "McDonalds? A chippie? The pub?"
GF "No. Not them"
S58 "FFS! Where?
GF "Anywhere!"

**Sharkhunter** · January 6th, 2011, 07:58 PM

Thank the one above my current gf isn't like this. If she doesn't want to go out somewhere and thinks that I do, she'll let me go without malice or dragging something up the following day. My ex was not as sane, however.

[Setting the scene: in the car after a fairly pleasant afternoon doing whatnot in Whatnot. It was quite a while back as the car had a cassette player.]

ExSharkyMissus: I've had enough of this tape, shall we change it now?
Sharky: Yeah OK.
ESM: What do you fancy?
Sharky: Anything, you choose.
ESM: I can't think of anything.
Sharky: Erm...
ESM: You choose.
Sharky: The Fleetwood Mac compilation?
ESM: Nah.
Sharky: Mike Oldfield?
ESM: Nah, don't feel like that.
Sharky: [taps fingers on steering wheel]
ESM: You choose one then, just grab something random.
Sharky: [grabs the first tape he can find and slots it into the player, ensuring that he is watching the road with at least one hand on the wheel without looking at the tape. The first few bars of Bat out of Hell start playing...]
ESM: Not fucking Meatloaf! [Ejects tape and throws it out of the window]

I dumped her not long after that. For the fifth time in the space of eighteen months, I think. She was bordering on the insane, but had great tits and a tight snatch...

snorkie · January 6th, 2011, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

HH: Honey, what's wrong?
GF: I can't BELIEVE you went to that party without me!
HH: You told me it was OK to go!
(wait for it)
GF: You should have known I didn't mean it!

Don't forget this statement's evil twin: "Oh, you don't really want that!"

**billybunter** · January 6th, 2011, 08:45 PM

My bird called round this morning with breakfast in a Styrofoam box. I put the kettle on, made some coffee, then made toast. Then I got "what's wrong is this not good enough?" I should have said YES! But I presented the coffee and toast and ate some greasy crap. I was hoping she'd join me in bed for a lie-in. No. Walked out muttering under her breath. I'm unemployed at the mo, so i'm looking for a slave job. I mean, she could have shared the duvet for a while

Well next time she wants a shag i'm playing hard to get

January 6th, 2011, 03:06 PM	#1
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,120 Thanks: 205,952 Thanked 336,499 Times in 14,173 Posts	Most absurd argument with GF, wife, etc. If you're a member here, you're of the age where you've probably had more than one of these in your life. The only rule the good Dr. Hackenbush requires is that it had to happen to YOU. None of this "friend of a friend" stuff. I'll go first: HH: The Smiths are throwing a party. Do you want to go? GF: No, I don't feel like it. HH: OK, we won't go then. GF: Do you want to go? HH: Yeah, he's a mate of mine and I haven't seen him for a long time. GF: Well, then you should go. HH: I don't want to go without you honey. GF: I'll be OK. I'll just invite a girlfriend over and we'll talk. HH: You sure? GF: Sure, go ahead. THE NEXT DAY: Clearly there is "attitude" in the air. HH: Honey, what's wrong? GF: I can't BELIEVE you went to that party without me! HH: You told me it was OK to go! (wait for it) GF: You should have known I didn't mean it! Last edited by HugoHackenbush; January 6th, 2011 at 05:31 PM..

January 6th, 2011, 03:34 PM	#2
curveslover3 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 468 Thanks: 96,101 Thanked 16,894 Times in 455 Posts	Sunday: WF: This butter is soft, you should put it in the fridge BB: OK, no problem The following Sunday WF: This butter is solid, you should leave it out of the fridge BB: ' ' __________________ Mag Covers: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. \| To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. \| *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* \| To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. \| *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* \| *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* \| *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* My avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 6th, 2011, 03:53 PM	#3
buggeration Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfway between here and there! Posts: 296 Thanks: 281 Thanked 2,510 Times in 277 Posts	My first wife dreamt I had shagged another woman. She went on and on about it, as if I really had. In truth though, I had been shagging another woman, but not the one she'd dreamt about. __________________ We don't grow up; we just grow old.

January 6th, 2011, 05:55 PM	#5
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	After assembling a wardrobe, a bed and erecting shelves. "why do you sit around doing nothing. (big glare) I have washing and ironing to do! We never win. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 6th, 2011, 07:58 PM	#8
Sharkhunter Gusset Man & Jizzmaster Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Wanking, but not the city in China Posts: 2,037 Thanks: 5,197 Thanked 34,660 Times in 2,021 Posts	Thank the one above my current gf isn't like this. If she doesn't want to go out somewhere and thinks that I do, she'll let me go without malice or dragging something up the following day. My ex was not as sane, however. [Setting the scene: in the car after a fairly pleasant afternoon doing whatnot in Whatnot. It was quite a while back as the car had a cassette player.] ExSharkyMissus: I've had enough of this tape, shall we change it now? Sharky: Yeah OK. ESM: What do you fancy? Sharky: Anything, you choose. ESM: I can't think of anything. Sharky: Erm... ESM: You choose. Sharky: The Fleetwood Mac compilation? ESM: Nah. Sharky: Mike Oldfield? ESM: Nah, don't feel like that. Sharky: [taps fingers on steering wheel] ESM: You choose one then, just grab something random. Sharky: [grabs the first tape he can find and slots it into the player, ensuring that he is watching the road with at least one hand on the wheel without looking at the tape. The first few bars of Bat out of Hell start playing...] ESM: Not fucking Meatloaf! [Ejects tape and throws it out of the window] I dumped her not long after that. For the fifth time in the space of eighteen months, I think. She was bordering on the insane, but had great tits and a tight snatch... __________________ "Birth Control Tip #2431: Shoot your load in a girl's mouth or on her face instead of inside her sweet bits. Result: no expensive burden, stretch marks or saggy tits". To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 6th, 2011, 05:09 PM	#4
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,245 Times in 3,729 Posts	If that wasn't you who farted, who the hell was it?..

January 6th, 2011, 06:32 PM	#6
Nylon Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: UK Posts: 407 Thanks: 6,186 Thanked 7,519 Times in 403 Posts	Wife "Do You fancy staying in or eating out?" Me "Don't mind, up to you" Wife "You chose" Me "Ok. We've eaten out twice this week lets stay in" Wife "So I've got to cook for you!" Me "Ok, we'll eat out then!" Wife "No, you've chosen now!" Bad feeling ensues that lasts a few days. Wife is now ex .. albeit 11 years later!

January 6th, 2011, 07:18 PM	#7
squigg58 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: My own little world Posts: 2,476 Thanks: 14,113 Thanked 25,970 Times in 2,473 Posts	A variation on Nylon's posting ... S58 "So, where do you fancy going for a meal this evening?" GF "Anywhere." S58 "OK. How about the Greek place?" GF "No. Not that." S58 "Where then?" GF "Anywhere." S58 "The new Chinese place?" GF "No. Not that." S58 "Where then?" GF "Anywhere." S58 "The Indian place?" GF "No. Not that" S58 "The Turkish place?" GF "No. Not that" S58 "McDonalds? A chippie? The pub?" GF "No. Not them" S58 "FFS! Where? GF "Anywhere!"

January 6th, 2011, 08:45 PM	#10
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	My bird called round this morning with breakfast in a Styrofoam box. I put the kettle on, made some coffee, then made toast. Then I got "what's wrong is this not good enough?" I should have said YES! But I presented the coffee and toast and ate some greasy crap. I was hoping she'd join me in bed for a lie-in. No. Walked out muttering under her breath. I'm unemployed at the mo, so i'm looking for a slave job. I mean, she could have shared the duvet for a while Well next time she wants a shag i'm playing hard to get __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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