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January 20th, 2019, 09:07 PM | #14201 |
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I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.
Turns out it was the refrigerator.
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January 21st, 2019, 01:40 AM | #14202 |
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January 21st, 2019, 02:09 AM | #14203 |
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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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January 21st, 2019, 12:52 PM | #14204 |
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Two guys sneak into a farmer's orchard and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. "Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of whatever fruit you want," said the farmer. The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer. The farmer says, "Now shove 'em all up your ass." The guy gets all 100 up his ass. He feels really bad, but then starts to laugh. "Why are you laughing?" asks the farmer. And the guy replies, "My friend is out picking watermelons!"
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January 21st, 2019, 03:13 PM | #14205 |
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What type of bird gives the best head?
A swallow.
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January 21st, 2019, 05:44 PM | #14206 |
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January 22nd, 2019, 06:58 PM | #14207 |
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Her younger sister has just turned up. Says my wife wants a divorce and that she wants to marry me. Oh well, better luck this time!
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January 23rd, 2019, 01:35 AM | #14208 |
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Just for the record,
someone born in 33 was 45 in 78.
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January 23rd, 2019, 10:10 PM | #14210 |
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Police are still struggling to find the people suspected of stealing a shipment of inflatable matresses. It is feared they may have decided to lie low.
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