Rapper, high on PCP, cuts off his own penis - Page 4

ichtyanthropos · April 22nd, 2014, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rustler

Well speaking as a 'Rap' hater, I am only pleased that he won't be reproducing!!

Sympathy? No, I am afraid this is the wrong place!

Mind you he was as high as a kite at the time. I know of a guy who cut off one of his balls while he was totally sober.................with a pair of scissors!

He didn't die, and after release from hospital.....yep, he cut off the other one too! Also with a pair of scissors!!

may I ask:

W-H-Y the hell did he do that ?????????

**rustler** · April 23rd, 2014, 05:18 AM

I really do not know, I only knew of him through my then girlfriend who was a nurse who treated him, both times!

I would suspect that it was perhaps a chemical imbalance in the brain, too many female hormones etc. But that is speculation.

But with scissors.........

:ee k:

**rustler** · April 23rd, 2014, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Of The Sith

Actually, I don't think he'll ever feel a dick again, at least not his own.

Personally I don't believe he did it....................

wait for it...........................

wait for it...............................

I think it is just a cock and ball story!

I'll get me coat.......

**rupertramjet** · April 23rd, 2014, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rustler

Personally I don't believe he did it....................
I'll get me coat.......

Taxi for Mr Rustler!

**teaktop** · April 23rd, 2014, 11:36 PM

Dr DRE said after his Ludacris home surgery while applying ICE T to his P Diddy ,the poor guy cried out
JAY-Zus ...me balls r gone
Notorious B.ollocks I.n G.utter
Wil. I. AM.ateur circucision never again oh T.Pain ,I feel a complete Nelly,cos with me Tupac gone my Big Boi aint getting no Niki Minja

Estreeter · May 6th, 2014, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rustler

Is that a threat or a promise ES?

Both

Thought I'd forgotten too finish my masterpiece, eh

So here it is in it's entirety

My bitch didn't blow me..
Me or my homeee...

Was the next day..
Had too earn some pay..

My Boss he call nigger..
But least mine is bigger..

Then I got depressed..
Because I was suppressed

Went home too my wife..
She stood there with a knife..

I feared for my life..
I felt I was in strife.

I ran for the door..
There was my other whore..

Both bitches started fightin'..
Was like thunder and lightnin'..

I ran down the halls..
Was scared for my balls..

I ran into my Nanny..
She is the local Tranny..

She gave me some drugs..
That She stole from the thugs..

We both got high..
Wee's both gonna die..

My Nanny lays on her back..
And I stuck it in her crack..

She yelled out for more..
She is a fuckin' whore..

So I stuck it in her ass..
Wee's both got no class..

Drugs then got too this chick..
And she cuts off my dick..

She threw it in the street..
Now it's lost dogs meat..

A man called The Boss..
He heard about my loss..

So he wrote a song..
Bout' my poor Ding Dong..

Boss put it on a forum..
Lost it's decorum..

The forum had a laugh..
Even the staff..

My life became a joke..
I'll kill it with coke..

How's that for my one and only foray into Rap

All proceeds from royalties will be donated too Andre Johnson's surgery ... Or The MaxJoker Spare Rib And BBQ Sauce Benevolent Society

Whichever I deem more worthy

**sweatyhat** · May 6th, 2014, 12:40 PM

I'll just drop this in here...

http://anonym.to/https://www.youtube...ature=youtu.be

Needs a login, adult content

**seany65** · May 7th, 2014, 12:24 AM

Well, He won't be doing no more raps about how much bigger his willy is than everyone else's!

He's only got how big his car is, how big his house is, how much money he's got and how many more "Ho's" he's screwed than everyone else.

But, yes, I'm a big softie, I do have some sympathy with him.

April 23rd, 2014, 05:18 AM	#32
rustler Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: South of the North Pole Posts: 4,977 Thanks: 47,583 Thanked 84,563 Times in 4,955 Posts	I really do not know, I only knew of him through my then girlfriend who was a nurse who treated him, both times! I would suspect that it was perhaps a chemical imbalance in the brain, too many female hormones etc. But that is speculation. But with scissors.........:ee k: __________________ "I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience." - Shelley Winters Please read and follow To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 23rd, 2014, 11:36 PM	#35
teaktop Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,069 Thanks: 54,361 Thanked 117,406 Times in 7,088 Posts	Dr DRE said after his Ludacris home surgery while applying ICE T to his P Diddy ,the poor guy cried out JAY-Zus ...me balls r gone Notorious B.ollocks I.n G.utter Wil. I. AM.ateur circucision never again oh T.Pain ,I feel a complete Nelly,cos with me Tupac gone my Big Boi aint getting no Niki Minja __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 7th, 2014, 12:24 AM	#38
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,663 Thanks: 80,576 Thanked 32,806 Times in 3,540 Posts	Well, He won't be doing no more raps about how much bigger his willy is than everyone else's! He's only got how big his car is, how big his house is, how much money he's got and how many more "Ho's" he's screwed than everyone else. But, yes, I'm a big softie, I do have some sympathy with him. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.