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May 18th, 2015, 06:57 PM | #1591 |
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1582a . I would much rather give you nasty insults, its a form of talking dirty to you, which I know you enjoy so much while we are going at it!
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May 24th, 2015, 01:15 PM | #1592 |
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1583: Look, we've been doing this tantric thing for hours and just like waiting for a plumber, we've been in all day and no one has come. When are we moving on to felching?
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May 25th, 2015, 03:29 PM | #1593 |
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1584 ~ No I`m not saying you stink .. I just like wearing nose plugs is all.. Oh and having a sick bag to hand , whenever we`re together .. Sweetie xx
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May 25th, 2015, 03:58 PM | #1594 |
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1585 ~ What do you mean you don't find my hands ever tightening around your throat during the act of love erotic ?. My last six girlfriends never complained . Mod rest their souls.
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May 26th, 2015, 02:04 AM | #1595 |
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Are you in yet?
I guess you might not want to hear, "Are you in yet?"
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May 26th, 2015, 02:07 AM | #1596 |
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Would a Proctologist exam be considered sex? If so, I wouldn't want to hear, "how does that feel?" while seeing both hands of the doctor in front of me.
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May 27th, 2015, 07:48 AM | #1597 |
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1588: Flash! Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!
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May 29th, 2015, 02:18 PM | #1598 |
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1589:...you put your left foot in, you put you left foot out...
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May 29th, 2015, 02:26 PM | #1599 |
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1590: Number nine, number nine your time is up, come in number nine.
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May 29th, 2015, 02:33 PM | #1600 |
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1591.YeeHaa! Ride 'Em cowboy!
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