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August 25th, 2011, 09:16 PM | #1 |
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The Corrupt A Song Game
Calling all smart arses and Weird Al wannbes. This combines the "Corrupt a Wish" Game and the "Replace Heart with Arse" Game. Simply take a popular song, the more popular the better and rewrite it with lyrics no sensible composer would use, and of course the more ridiculous the better. And since this is VEF, smutty is permissible, if not preferable.
No need to do the whole song. (Please) Just the parts that are funny. Feel free to jump from verse to chorus. And hopefully the song will be so famous we won't need a YouTube link. The goal is the keep as close to sound and rhythm of the original lyrics as possible. ID your creation thusly: Band's "Old song" = New Song. Here goes: Journey's "Any Way You Want It" = Any Way you Vomit Any way you vomit That’s the way you heave it Any way you vomit I was at home I took five ‘ludes Washed ‘em down with booze So I drugged And I drank Now to the john I cling All night All night Might take all night So hold tight Hold tight This might take all night Cos it’s Any way you vomit That’s the way you heave it Any way you vomit
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August 25th, 2011, 09:17 PM | #2 |
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Billy Idol's "Dancin' with Myself = Playin' with Myself
Playin’ with myself
I’m just Playin’ with myself With some self affection And a huge erection I’ll be Playin’ with myself And if I had the chance I’d like to drop my pants And I’d be Playin’ with myself
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August 26th, 2011, 01:37 PM | #3 |
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All I Have to do ...
With apologies to Phil and Don Everly
Waaank,wank,wank,wank Waaank,wank,wank,wank When I want you in my bed When I want you to give Me head Whenever I want you, all I have to do is Waaank,wank,wank,wank I can make you mine, taste your tits so fine Anytime night or day Only trouble is, gee whiz I'm wankin' my life away I need your twat that I could die I love your twat and that is why Whenever I want it, all I have to do is Waaank,wank,wank,wank I can make you mine, taste your tits so fine Anytime night or day Only trouble is, gee whiz I'm wankin' my life away I need your twat that I could die I love your twat and that is why Whenever I want it, all I have to do is Waaank,wank,wank,wank FADE Waaaaank,etc
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August 29th, 2011, 01:20 PM | #4 |
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REO Speedwagon
Take It On the Run = Take It Up the Arse
You take it up the arse baby If that’s the way you want it baby Stick it where it’s soft and round You’ll be screaming While I’m reaming I’ll give it to you hard When you take up the arse Caught it from a friend who… Caught it from a friend who… Caught it from another who was messin' around
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August 29th, 2011, 05:20 PM | #5 |
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I've only got a couple of lines, but they're good. Based on the old standard "Nothing Could Be Finer"
Nothing could be finer than to be in her vagina In the morning Nothing could be sweeter than to spread her legs and eat her In the morning
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August 29th, 2011, 06:45 PM | #6 | |
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James Taylor
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Sung to the tune of "Goin' to Carolina" by James Taylor. Bill''s cigar in Monica's vagina Can't you hear her giggle When he makes it wiggle 'Cause Monica ain't the kind of girl You can do in the behind But a cigar in her vagina, she don't mind
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September 6th, 2011, 08:36 PM | #7 |
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George Michael with special guest Elton John
Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me = Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me
Don’t let your son Go down on me We’ll just expose ourselves In some public lavatory He’ll leave behind the straight and narrow life For gay-ity (for gay-ity, yes for gay-ity) He’ll be cruising everything If that’s your son going down on me…
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September 10th, 2011, 06:33 AM | #8 |
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Stink
(To the song "pink", by Aerosmith)
Stink, it's my new obsession Stink, it's not even a question Stink on the ass of your lover Stink is the smell you'll discover Stink on the lips of your heinie Stink no, it's not all that tiny Stink it's the odor you're leavin' One more sniff, and I think I'll be heavin' Stink it was love at first sight Stink till I turned out the light Stink Got me high as a kite And I think everything is going to be alright Alright if I don't exphixiate tonight |
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September 13th, 2011, 02:41 PM | #9 |
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Van Halen
Beautiful Girls = Barbeque Grill
She was pink more than tan She had tongs in her hand But whoa She had a barbeque grill, oh yeah Gimme a sweet little patty With a little bit of fatty So it’ll turn out nice and brown Fix one for me I can’t cook you see Is your beef all chuck or ground Here I am, ain’t no chef of the world, no All I need is a barbeque grill Whoa, yeah, barbeque grill
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Look in my eye I hate you so Fckk off and die...
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