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June 22nd, 2016, 06:49 PM | #4061 |
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H.I.G.N.F.Y (Play Your Iraqi Cards Right)
Bruce ''And you have a pair. You don't get anything for a pair.'' Audience and Bruce ''Not in this game !'' Bruce "Ian you've... you've missed so much in your life.'' Ian "I have. I feel i've wasted my youth somehow.'' Bruce "I've got some old tapes i'll send you.'' Ian "Oh god i hope he's joking."
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The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion
~ Albert Camus Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds ~ Marcus Garvey I`m coming for you ~ Ronan The Accuser
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Minder - A Lot of Bull and a Pat on the Back
Terry ''Oh my gawd.'' Girlfriend ''Congratulations. You've now graduated to rustling.'' Terry ''Have you seen it !?'' Arthur ''How do you think i feel. Champion of it's breed. A royal show. They reckon it's worth more than forty grand. I should have asked for more.'' Terry ''More !'' Arthur ''Terry. I have been conned.'' Terry ''I've been conned you mean !''
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~ Helen Keller One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives ~ Euripides I might be the only person on the face of the earth ~ Melvin Udall
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These are a few of my favourite quotes
These are a few of my favourite quotes
These are some quotes by authors unknown to me. If you know who should get credit, please send me a message so that a small fraction of my fathomless ignorance will be cured. On the other side of the coin, I have no reluctance to 'improve' anonymous quotes and make them mine. Sort of. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense Hospitality is making guests feel at home, even when you wish they were How can everyone hate you when not everyone knows you? Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill The Human race never solves any of its problems, it only outlives them Hydrogen and stupidity are the two most common things in the universe I always wanted to be somebody, but I guess that I should have been more specific The Human brain is a kludge, best manipulated by cudgel I can’t walk on water, but I can stagger on alcohol I childproofed my house, but they still get in
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Have I Got News For You
Angus '' And lasty. I made Thatcher what boasts Nigel. '' Paul '' Is it to swallow. '' Audience and Panel can't stop laughing. Angus composes himself. Angus '' No. It's not a reference to food. '' The Communards impersonation Ian '' Don't leave me this way. I can't survive... Oooooooohhhhh... Baby! Can't imagine doing Question Time again. ''
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A View To A Kill
Tibbet '' I'm afraid i wasn't much help. '' Bond '' Don't worry. It's all wrapped up. '' Bond '' What's this loaded with ? '' Stacy Sutton '' Rock Salt. '' Bond '' Now you tell me. '' Mine worker '' Where's the fire ? '' Bond '' On your rear end ! '' Bond '' Will you keep still. '' Stacy Sutton '' Do you know what i'm sitting on. '' Bond '' I'm trying not to think about it. ''
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