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January 5th, 2018, 09:21 AM | #1991 |
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Estreeter looks at himself adoringly in the mirror for several minutes a day. "How can they resist me?" he asks his reflection
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January 5th, 2018, 09:37 AM | #1992 |
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Mal Hombre's daughter recently got married to her ex-lover Hertz.
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January 5th, 2018, 11:43 AM | #1993 |
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Glen Quagmire wrote the original Kamasutra and carved its 100 sexual positions into wood with his erect penis
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January 5th, 2018, 12:14 PM | #1994 |
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ball7 is writing a book about the history of She-Males and for the book launch palo5 is already planning to be there and have his copy signed
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January 5th, 2018, 02:50 PM | #1996 |
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palo5 runs a car lot with 1000 pristine Trabants for 100 rubles each. But even offering that much cash, people still won't take them.
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When we say Kelio is thick - we mean it.
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January 6th, 2018, 09:46 AM | #1998 |
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xyzde69 wants to be in a hamburger
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ball7 like to mix anti-depressants with laxatives: that way he has diarrhea all day but feels happy about it
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As an anal fan, Estreeter secretly goes in gay bars when his girlfriend is asleep. He's tired to be straponned by her.
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