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February 18th, 2018, 01:52 PM
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1. Battered Deep Fried Oysters with Sweet Chilli dip 2. Battered King Prawn Balls.. 3. Chinese Egg Noodles with chicken, chopped Chinese vegetables, and hot sauce. 4. Chinese chicken and sweetcorn soup 5. Aromatic Crispy Duck, hoisin, shredded cucumber/spring onion with pancakes... damn, I'm feeling hungry... |
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February 18th, 2018, 02:06 PM
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Administrator
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Favourites from the Chinese Restaurant:
1. Battered Deep Fried Oysters with Sweet Chilli dip 2. Battered King Prawn Balls.. 3. Chinese Egg Noodles with chicken, chopped Chinese vegetables, and hot sauce. 4. Chinese chicken and sweetcorn soup 5. Aromatic Crispy Duck, hoisin, shredded cucumber/spring onion with pancakes... damn, I'm feeling hungry... 6. Lan, great set of tits she has, works in the local Chinese take away joint  7.
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February 18th, 2018, 02:11 PM
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Favourites from the Chinese Restaurant:
1. Battered Deep Fried Oysters with Sweet Chilli dip 2. Battered King Prawn Balls.. 3. Chinese Egg Noodles with chicken, chopped Chinese vegetables, and hot sauce. 4. Chinese chicken and sweetcorn soup 5. Aromatic Crispy Duck, hoisin, shredded cucumber/spring onion with pancakes... damn, I'm feeling hungry... 6. Lan, great set of tits she has, works in the local Chinese take away joint 7. Beef Chow Mein with egg fried rice and veggie spring rolls 8.
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February 18th, 2018, 02:22 PM
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Favourites from the Chinese Restaurant:
1. Battered Deep Fried Oysters with Sweet Chilli dip 2. Battered King Prawn Balls.. 3. Chinese Egg Noodles with chicken, chopped Chinese vegetables, and hot sauce. 4. Chinese chicken and sweetcorn soup 5. Aromatic Crispy Duck, hoisin, shredded cucumber/spring onion with pancakes... damn, I'm feeling hungry... 6. Lan, great set of tits she has, works in the local Chinese take away joint 7. Beef Chow Mein with egg fried rice and veggie spring rolls 8. Boneless pork spareribs, fried won tons and pork fried rice 9.
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February 18th, 2018, 02:55 PM
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Favourites from the Chinese Restaurant:
1. Battered Deep Fried Oysters with Sweet Chilli dip 2. Battered King Prawn Balls.. 3. Chinese Egg Noodles with chicken, chopped Chinese vegetables, and hot sauce. 4. Chinese chicken and sweetcorn soup 5. Aromatic Crispy Duck, hoisin, shredded cucumber/spring onion with pancakes... damn, I'm feeling hungry... 6. Lan, great set of tits she has, works in the local Chinese take away joint 7. Beef Chow Mein with egg fried rice and veggie spring rolls 8. Boneless pork spareribs, fried won tons and pork fried rice 9. Fried kittens with whale sperm sauce. Delicious. 10.
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February 18th, 2018, 05:03 PM
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Favourites from the Chinese Restaurant:
1. Battered Deep Fried Oysters with Sweet Chilli dip 2. Battered King Prawn Balls.. 3. Chinese Egg Noodles with chicken, chopped Chinese vegetables, and hot sauce. 4. Chinese chicken and sweetcorn soup 5. Aromatic Crispy Duck, hoisin, shredded cucumber/spring onion with pancakes... damn, I'm feeling hungry... 6. Lan, great set of tits she has, works in the local Chinese take away joint 7. Beef Chow Mein with egg fried rice and veggie spring rolls 8. Boneless pork spareribs, fried won tons and pork fried rice 9. Fried kittens with whale sperm sauce. Delicious. 10. Beef In Black Bean Sauce with Yung Chow Fried Rice 11.
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February 18th, 2018, 05:06 PM
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Not fake. Super enhanced.
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Favourites from the Chinese Restaurant:
1. Battered Deep Fried Oysters with Sweet Chilli dip 2. Battered King Prawn Balls.. 3. Chinese Egg Noodles with chicken, chopped Chinese vegetables, and hot sauce. 4. Chinese chicken and sweetcorn soup 5. Aromatic Crispy Duck, hoisin, shredded cucumber/spring onion with pancakes... damn, I'm feeling hungry... 6. Lan, great set of tits she has, works in the local Chinese take away joint 7. Beef Chow Mein with egg fried rice and veggie spring rolls 8. Boneless pork spareribs, fried won tons and pork fried rice 9. Fried kittens with whale sperm sauce. Delicious. 10. Beef In Black Bean Sauce with Yung Chow Fried Rice 11. Chicken Spring Rolls with sour sauce and Cantonese Rice 12.
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February 18th, 2018, 06:22 PM
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El Super Moderador
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Favourites from the Chinese Restaurant:
1. Battered Deep Fried Oysters with Sweet Chilli dip 2. Battered King Prawn Balls.. 3. Chinese Egg Noodles with chicken, chopped Chinese vegetables, and hot sauce. 4. Chinese chicken and sweetcorn soup 5. Aromatic Crispy Duck, hoisin, shredded cucumber/spring onion with pancakes... damn, I'm feeling hungry... 6. Lan, great set of tits she has, works in the local Chinese take away joint 7. Beef Chow Mein with egg fried rice and veggie spring rolls 8. Boneless pork spareribs, fried won tons and pork fried rice 9. Fried kittens with whale sperm sauce. Delicious. 10. Beef In Black Bean Sauce with Yung Chow Fried Rice 11. Chicken Spring Rolls with sour sauce and Cantonese Rice 12. Chicken with Cashew Nuts with House Special fried Rice 13.
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February 18th, 2018, 06:31 PM
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Favourites from the Chinese Restaurant:
1. Battered Deep Fried Oysters with Sweet Chilli dip 2. Battered King Prawn Balls.. 3. Chinese Egg Noodles with chicken, chopped Chinese vegetables, and hot sauce. 4. Chinese chicken and sweetcorn soup 5. Aromatic Crispy Duck, hoisin, shredded cucumber/spring onion with pancakes... damn, I'm feeling hungry... 6. Lan, great set of tits she has, works in the local Chinese take away joint 7. Beef Chow Mein with egg fried rice and veggie spring rolls 8. Boneless pork spareribs, fried won tons and pork fried rice 9. Fried kittens with whale sperm sauce. Delicious. 10. Beef In Black Bean Sauce with Yung Chow Fried Rice 11. Chicken Spring Rolls with sour sauce and Cantonese Rice 12. Chicken with Cashew Nuts with House Special fried Rice 13. Peking Duck with shrimp fried rice Songs about sex...but not with the opposite sex 1. Billion Dollar Baby - Alice Cooper - Love Doll 2.
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February 18th, 2018, 06:42 PM
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El Super Moderador
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Songs about sex...but not with the opposite sex
1. Billion Dollar Baby - Alice Cooper - Love Doll 2. I Touch Myself - Divinyls - Oneself 3.
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