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December 10th, 2013, 12:37 PM | #7201 |
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My twat of a neighbor knocked on my door at 2am this morning but I didn't bother letting him in.
I mean, who the fuck turns up to a party wearing a dressing gown and slippers?
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December 10th, 2013, 12:38 PM | #7202 |
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How many animals can you fit into a pair of womens tights?
2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 pussy, countless hares, the occasional cock and 1 dead fish that nobody can find...
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December 10th, 2013, 04:19 PM | #7203 |
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I have a friend in Afghanistan who makes a living selling bombs disguised as prayer mats.
Claims prophets are going sky high !. News flash. Bono has just learjet arrived in Soweto for Nelson Mandela's funeral. Exactly. Like the South African`s weren`t depressed enough already !. My old man hasn`t done a proper days work for forty years. He's employed by the council.
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December 10th, 2013, 07:18 PM | #7204 |
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Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies.
Is that a trick question?
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December 10th, 2013, 07:34 PM | #7205 | |
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I've been a diabetic for 30 years but that's still FUNNY!
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December 10th, 2013, 08:03 PM | #7206 |
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Why did the M.P. cross the road????
Nah! nobody knows but he did claim £300 on his travel expenses |
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December 11th, 2013, 09:08 AM | #7207 |
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I turned the TV on early to see people singing and dancing at a funeral.
My hopes were built up at first because I thought Piers Morgan had died. |
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December 11th, 2013, 09:09 AM | #7208 |
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I hate it when woman single me out...
Especially during a police line-up. |
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December 11th, 2013, 01:22 PM | #7209 |
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People have told me to get in the Christmas spirit. So I have...
I tipped off the traffic police to be on the look out for Santa on Christmas Eve as he will be working and driving under influence of alcohol. |
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December 11th, 2013, 02:08 PM | #7210 |
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Well, it turns out that an infinite number of chimpanzees with an infinite number of typewriters over an infinite length of time do not produce the complete works of Shakespeare. But they did write 'Banana'.
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