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October 26th, 2018, 10:13 AM | #13981 |
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October 26th, 2018, 01:44 PM | #13982 |
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I should have known it was a bad idea for my 15 year old daughter to go to Pakistan with her best friend. I've told her husband so as well.
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October 26th, 2018, 05:40 PM | #13983 |
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Went to the library earlier to ask if they had a book about pantomimes,
Librarian shouted "It's behind you , behind you !".
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October 26th, 2018, 09:53 PM | #13984 |
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October 27th, 2018, 05:08 PM | #13985 |
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October 27th, 2018, 05:50 PM | #13986 |
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In the US of A you lust for the farmer's daughter
In Mexico you lust for the hot senorita In Wales they lust for the sheep |
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October 28th, 2018, 11:36 AM | #13987 |
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Last night I was reminiscing of when I was young, I spent all of my time playing Xbox, watching porn and masturbating.
A lot has changed since then, I have a PlayStation now. |
October 28th, 2018, 11:44 AM | #13988 |
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I bought a race horse and decided to call it "MY FACE".
Just imagine it running down the home straight with all the women shouting "Come on MY FACE"!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What has getting your girlfiriend pregnant and locking your keys in the car got in common? Both problems can be easily fixed with a coat hanger. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some mornings I wake up bitchy. Other mornings I let her sleep. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast? You can make soldiers out of toast. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ What's long and hard and makes women groan? An ironing board. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Womens Personal Ads Guide(The Real Meanings) 40ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - no tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie |
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October 28th, 2018, 01:44 PM | #13989 |
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A lesbian and a gay couple are both heading to the airport what couple makes it there first?
The lesbian couple because the gays are still at home packing their shit.
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October 28th, 2018, 02:26 PM | #13990 |
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