Post your corny jokes - Page 1386

MaxJoker · September 19th, 2018, 01:34 PM

Used to love playing knock and run when a kid in fact still do,

It`s why I`m a delivery driver for Parcel Force.

**ball7** · September 19th, 2018, 02:38 PM

First God created the joke in form of Adam
Then God created the punchline -Eve

MaxJoker · September 19th, 2018, 04:18 PM

If had to describe myself in three words would say ,

Not very good at maths.

**fatrat1** · September 19th, 2018, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

If had to describe myself in three words would say ,

Not very good at maths.

They say 1 in 3 people in the UK are not very good at maths. That's over 70% of the population.

**seany65** · September 19th, 2018, 09:45 PM

Anyone remember Mrs Beeton's cookery book?

Well, I love French cooking and I was inspired by her book to write my own book about French cooking, but no-one would publish it. When I asked them why not, they all said it's because I started the first recipe with:

"First, catch your Frenchman".

**effCup** · September 20th, 2018, 02:25 AM

There is a road nearby called Federer Ln.
Surely they should instead have named it Federer Ct?

**ball7** · September 20th, 2018, 08:49 AM

What is amnesia?
Is it a) memory loss? b) the battle of Hastings or C) memory loss?

I think my wife is tired of having sex with me.
Everything I try one of my moves, she claims she has this weird sense of Deja Vu.

MaxJoker · September 20th, 2018, 02:48 PM

Met a dyslexic Yorkshire man the other day ,

Was wearing a cat flap.

**mrfixit** · September 20th, 2018, 06:07 PM

**mrfixit** · September 20th, 2018, 06:48 PM

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September 19th, 2018, 04:18 PM	#13853
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September 19th, 2018, 09:45 PM	#13855
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,728 Times in 3,527 Posts	Anyone remember Mrs Beeton's cookery book? Well, I love French cooking and I was inspired by her book to write my own book about French cooking, but no-one would publish it. When I asked them why not, they all said it's because I started the first recipe with: "First, catch your Frenchman". __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

September 20th, 2018, 02:48 PM	#13858
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Met a dyslexic Yorkshire man the other day , Was wearing a cat flap. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 19th, 2018, 02:38 PM	#13852
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	First God created the joke in form of Adam Then God created the punchline -Eve

September 20th, 2018, 02:25 AM	#13856
effCup *Vintage Idiot* Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: History Posts: 22,131 Thanks: 226,706 Thanked 356,699 Times in 21,625 Posts	There is a road nearby called Federer Ln. Surely they should instead have named it Federer Ct?

September 20th, 2018, 08:49 AM	#13857
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	What is amnesia? Is it a) memory loss? b) the battle of Hastings or C) memory loss? I think my wife is tired of having sex with me. Everything I try one of my moves, she claims she has this weird sense of Deja Vu.

September 20th, 2018, 06:48 PM	#13860
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