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October 1st, 2018, 11:00 AM

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Greenman pays his hookers in bitcoin

Yet he gets the funds sent back, for services temporarily not on offer, every time

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October 1st, 2018, 04:02 PM

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Estreeter was the original template for Ken (Barbie's ex boyfriend)

Estreeter is both, actually. It's complicated, but Ken was cross-dresser who off-hours pretended to be Barbie. Then he had a sex-change, and now he is Barbie

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October 1st, 2018, 04:14 PM	#3953
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 896,990 Times in 60,347 Posts	palo5 His anus has more gravitational attraction for gay men than a black hole has effect on it's surrounding stars and other celestial objects __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 1st, 2018, 05:08 PM	#3954
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Silicone Carne is a foot fetishist, and wants to show society that his genetic defect is absolutely normal. So he is starting a "Foot Pride" movement

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October 1st, 2018, 05:13 PM	#3955
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 210,000 Times in 15,731 Posts	I'm fed up with all of your lies, Palo5. I'm not alone on thinking this. Max, Jokerman, Mal, WImbo, Kelio, Brecht, Greenman, Glen, Old Alal, Santeefats, SiliconeCarne - all of them are with me.

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October 1st, 2018, 05:18 PM

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I'm fed up with all of your lies, Palo5. I'm not alone on thinking this. Max, Jokerman, Mal, WImbo, Kelio, Brecht, Greenman, Glen, Old Alal, Santeefats, SiliconeCarne - all of them are with me.

If you don't shuttup, lightning will strike all of you, and you will die!

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October 1st, 2018, 06:14 PM

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Greenman always wears no pants so he can be fast to show off his ass in public

I've never exhibited my donkey in public AT ALL-he is kept in a field with plenty of feed and a safe place to sleep. My pants wouldn't fit him anyway

Chromax is actually an anagram of Xmochar who was a character in DOOM but was dropped for drinking too much one night.

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I've never exhibited my donkey in public AT ALL-he is kept in a field with plenty of feed and a safe place to sleep. My pants wouldn't fit him anyway

Chromax is actually an anagram of Xmochar who was a character in DOOM but was dropped for drinking too much one night.

I don't think you should mention your donkey. People might want to see it.

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October 1st, 2018, 06:41 PM	#3959
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October 1st, 2018, 06:50 PM	#3960
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