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February 26th, 2017, 10:16 AM	#521
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,271 Times in 30,309 Posts	Never have I ever been able to convince the dogs that if they all just take their turn at getting a leash put on for walkies, we'll get going a lot sooner than we will if they all insist on going first.

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February 26th, 2017, 11:17 AM	#522
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,260 Times in 60,072 Posts	Never have I ever been in a photo booth

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February 26th, 2017, 03:42 PM	#524
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,833 Times in 1,113 Posts	Never have I posted a Like comment on a post on this thread without reading it first. Has a general rule, I generally post a Like if there's a least ONE of the suggestions I can personally relate to (or just out of politeness).

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February 26th, 2017, 09:42 PM	#525
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,260 Times in 60,072 Posts	Never have I ever been overweight Never have I ever joined Facebook Never have I ever eaten at Arby's

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February 27th, 2017, 12:32 PM	#526
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,260 Times in 60,072 Posts	Never have I ever eaten a ham and cheese sandwich Never have I ever eaten pancakes without using some syrup and butter Never have I ever eaten a steak sandwich

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February 27th, 2017, 02:33 PM	#527
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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Hey , why would I lie ? Never ever have I not , wherever time allows and is possible Eaten a ham and cheese sandwich Eaten pancakes without adding cheese and ham Eaten a steak sandwich not also wrapped around a pancake , already full of cheese and ham __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 27th, 2017, 07:35 PM	#529
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,271 Times in 30,309 Posts	Never have I sat on the balcony late in the evening, feet up on the railing and gazing out at the sea while sipping a Pinot Noir and thought, life sucks.

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February 27th, 2017, 09:25 PM	#530
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,260 Times in 60,072 Posts	Never have I ever played Angry Birds Never have I ever lost a wallet Never have I ever lost my keys

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