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Old October 16th, 2018, 10:39 AM   #6621
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Best exotic pet. Chameleon like my brother has that you can let out of his tank so he wanders harmlessly around the house eating insects and spiders or humongous South American spiders like my stupid cousin, so that you sit on the opposite of the room staring at their glass enclosure all night in case one gets out?
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Old October 16th, 2018, 11:51 AM   #6622
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No exotic pet. I had two pets in my boyhood. A hamster, and a domestic tiger cat.


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Old October 16th, 2018, 12:00 PM   #6623
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Yes,Maroon or Super Moderator Red,

Best Clive Barker movie,
Hellraiser or Candyman ?
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Old October 16th, 2018, 12:21 PM   #6624
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For me Candyman- Hellraiser movies are too icky.


If you have a pet cat do you keep it in the house or flat only or train it to go outside?
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Old October 16th, 2018, 04:23 PM   #6625
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Train it (To drive because it`d save me a fortune on taxi fares )

Naked wresting with no holes barred who`d come out on top

Tom Cruise Or John Travolta ?
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No idea. I'd be at the one between Gai Gadot and Mila Kunis.

Porn movie with an interesting plot but over the hill pornstars on mindless bonking one with the most attractive of today's stars?

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Porn movie with over the hill stars.


Big tit pornstars or average sized tit pornstars?
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Big tit pornstars or average sized tit pornstars?
Average sized tits (Butt enough about me )

You`re able to "Kill" your current political leader and nobody will ever know it was you

In a blink instant yes Or Nope sorry can`eeee do it ?
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In a heartbeat...and probably no one would have seen anything if it happened in a crowded room.

Sex drunk or with a clear head?
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Clear head.


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