The VEF Members Novel

[Tmee2020]

...meantime some of us regular plebs had got hold of a 44 gal drum of regular jelly, plus "JL", "DE", "LV", "TW", "DA" and a bevy of other starlets and headed to the Tropicana, keeping our heads well and truly down below the parapet.
After 35 minutes we were in. Pretty good effort, seeing the Tropicana is in LA.
NIN came up with the suggestion that watching gorgeous girls grappling beat the hell out of battling zombie shemales. He was marked down by the unwashed for not showing enough irony.
"Hey, I think I've figured out bri-" I started....
"No shit Sherlock!"
"Look, If you insist on using my second name in that context every damned time I'll take out a suppression order."
"Just what VEF needs, more litigation!" Most others thought this was just enough irony.
I had to attend to corner duties during a 1 min break in the action.

Returning to my ringside seat I fessed up.
"This is great, but I'm not sure I should have abandoned Skullster to those zombie hordes when I was supposed to be guarding his green back. I could hear him in the fog as we left...'Hand me my battle axe, T.... T???' I hope The Boss got through it all O.K."

"You lie! Why do you lie all the time? You're not thinking that at all. Anyway GS is hard but fair. He's got to deal with Confederate Zombies as well, a Cavalry Division led by the headless body of JEB Stuart. Don't know what brought that on."

I knew what brought it on.
"Well I know he's unimpressed by RE Lee's grand strategy, that's probably it. They've outflanked Norwich, but it's not destroyed enough for their liking.
Anyway it's not Headless JEB Stuart, it's Hatless JEB Stuart. Jackson courtmarshalled him for losing his hat."

The jelly wrestling was over. It was time to head back and face the music.

"He's just ripping Gaddafi lately too, and Gaddafi's so easygoing. Where did that come from?"

"He dishonoured his sunglasses contract."