What ruins a porn scene for you? - Page 65

**anothercustom** · June 22nd, 2017, 12:13 PM

Guys that just pound away for what seems like forever. It's mainly a problem with modern porn but it's just so boring when some sweat drench "dude" mistakes shagging for a 30 minute stamina test.

anglocat · June 22nd, 2017, 12:32 PM

I'd agree with what has been said about tattoos, piercings and fake boobs etc, although for me this can sometimes be over-ridden or transcended by other things in a scene, such as the chemistry between the performers, or the enthusiasm, intensity and energy which they display.

One thing that annoys me is the lack of imagination which some directors show, as if they have a checklist - "right, we'll have a blowjob to start with, followed by reverse oral, then missionary, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and a facial to finish. Then we can all go home". It is sometimes ridiculously easy to predict with ease what will occur next in a scene. We've seen it all before, guys, try something different for once!

Fake, unconvincing, hysterical, unrealistic or downright irritating moaning and yelling by performers.

Fake cumshots.

Over-acting, or just plain bad acting, at crucial junctures.

**CARLTON BROWN** · June 22nd, 2017, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by anglocat

I'd agree with what has been said about tattoos, piercings and fake boobs etc, although for me this can sometimes be over-ridden or transcended by other things in a scene, such as the chemistry between the performers, or the enthusiasm, intensity and energy which they display.

One thing that annoys me is the lack of imagination which some directors show, as if they have a checklist - "right, we'll have a blowjob to start with, followed by reverse oral, then missionary, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and a facial to finish. Then we can all go home". It is sometimes ridiculously easy to predict with ease what will occur next in a scene. We've seen it all before, guys, try something different for once!

Fake, unconvincing, hysterical, unrealistic or downright irritating moaning and yelling by performers. Fake cumshots. Over-acting, or just plain bad acting, at crucial junctures.

I hate tattoos on men and women. I hate metal fixtures of any kind and if people want these things that's fine by me, but I'm not interested in watching porn which is completely spoiled by them. I wish the video makers would take this onboard, as I know I'm far from alone here. Maybe videos should be labelled with a warning?

**pierrelm** · June 22nd, 2017, 03:54 PM

Women who think that having an arsehole which could double as a underground train station is something to show off.

**anothercustom** · June 22nd, 2017, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by pierrelm

Women who think that having an arsehole which could double as a underground train station is something to show off.

A "gaping" arsehole is just stomach churning and revolting. Absolutely disgusting and I will never understand how some people can find it anywhere near sexy.

**anothercustom** · June 22nd, 2017, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CARLTON BROWN

I hate tattoos on men and women

That's just a reflection of the prevalence of tattoos in society in general nowadys. If you pulled a bird tonight you wouldn't be at all surprised if she had a tattoo / tattoos whereas 20+ years ago you'd have been really surprised.

**anothercustom** · June 22nd, 2017, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by anglocat

Fake, unconvincing, hysterical, unrealistic or downright irritating moaning and yelling by performers.

Oh fuck, fuck, FUCK, yeah, yeah, YEAH I totally agree fuck, fuck, fuck, oh yeah, yeah...

silkies · June 22nd, 2017, 04:26 PM

I hate it when the woman tries to deep throat to the point of gagging, making noises like someone is strangling a goat and then comes away from the guy's cock with mucus and spit everywhere with her eyes watering and mascara running.

In other words, blowjobs in contemporary porn.

**CARLTON BROWN** · June 22nd, 2017, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by anothercustom

That's just a reflection of the prevalence of tattoos in society in general nowadys. If you pulled a bird tonight you wouldn't be at all surprised if she had a tattoo / tattoos whereas 20+ years ago you'd have been really surprised.

Tattoos are indeed widespread, you're quite right.

But I'm sorry to say that while the women who interest me now fall into the milf category and are not really "birds" I no longer pull anyone and have no desire or need to do so.

People must do whatever they want with their bodies, we live in what passes for a democracy after all.

But I find tattoos pretty hideous to look at and I just don't comprehend anyone's need to disfigure their body with them. Yes, if I was looking for someone and they had a small discreet tattoo, it would not put me off, if I liked them. But someone covered with what looks like skin cancer, or having attachments to her nipples or between her legs would be an immediate and complete turn off.

Porn, especially for men, is very much a visual thing and a matter of personal taste. If I'm investing my time in watching videos, it has to appeal to me. For example, I'm not interested in watching women pretending to be lesbians (or perhaps they are lesbians?) doing stuff in a movie. Some guys get very turned on by this, I find it a total bore.

So, it's very much a matter of individual taste. That said, I think if you took a poll, the number of men and women turned off by body alterations and the attachment of junk would be considerable.

**anothercustom** · June 23rd, 2017, 12:55 AM

I was speaking in a metaphorical like manner when I mentioned pulling birds! I too find tattoos off putting and thankfully my partner is of the same opinion but, as you mention, it's all a matter of personal taste. If you ever find yourself watching a film where the tattoos put you off, move along to the next one because, let's be honest, there must be literally millions of videos hosted on the likes of ******** and Pornhub that cater for every adult porn genre imaginable.

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anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,768 Times in 5,161 Posts	Guys that just pound away for what seems like forever. It's mainly a problem with modern porn but it's just so boring when some sweat drench "dude" mistakes shagging for a 30 minute stamina test.

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anglocat Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2017 Posts: 132 Thanks: 62,477 Thanked 1,388 Times in 132 Posts	I'd agree with what has been said about tattoos, piercings and fake boobs etc, although for me this can sometimes be over-ridden or transcended by other things in a scene, such as the chemistry between the performers, or the enthusiasm, intensity and energy which they display. One thing that annoys me is the lack of imagination which some directors show, as if they have a checklist - "right, we'll have a blowjob to start with, followed by reverse oral, then missionary, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and a facial to finish. Then we can all go home". It is sometimes ridiculously easy to predict with ease what will occur next in a scene. We've seen it all before, guys, try something different for once! Fake, unconvincing, hysterical, unrealistic or downright irritating moaning and yelling by performers. Fake cumshots. Over-acting, or just plain bad acting, at crucial junctures.

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anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,768 Times in 5,161 Posts	I was speaking in a metaphorical like manner when I mentioned pulling birds! I too find tattoos off putting and thankfully my partner is of the same opinion but, as you mention, it's all a matter of personal taste. If you ever find yourself watching a film where the tattoos put you off, move along to the next one because, let's be honest, there must be literally millions of videos hosted on the likes of ******** and Pornhub that cater for every adult porn genre imaginable.