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July 21st, 2014, 07:44 PM	#8271
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You would have thought that someone would have invented hindsight sooner.

That's the thing about nostalgia, it just ain't what it used to be.

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That's the thing about nostalgia, it just ain't what it used to be.

I do yearn for the days when nobody was nostalgic. Now those were the days.

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July 21st, 2014, 09:59 PM	#8274
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July 22nd, 2014, 04:25 AM	#8275
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July 22nd, 2014, 02:27 PM	#8276
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July 22nd, 2014, 04:42 PM	#8278
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July 25th, 2014, 04:03 PM	#8280
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