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Waaah, if only she`d wanted an immature almost broke chap needing to be committed
This lady looks fine , seems sane and yikes those legs and feet
Ok I know her legs and feet are included in the looking fine category , only sometimes certain things are worth singling out So should I message her I would If she didn't specify was looking for a solvent grown up ready for commitment Bah
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It`s fine , on the day of the wedding and when she properly meets me for real I`ll just say I was in a tragic accident or something , albeit one that lead to me losing my wallet and gaining three stone
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September 6th, 2017, 06:19 PM | #604 |
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Hands up confess , sent a message asking which one in that photo was seeking a relationship
Ok , so I`m sick and need help What none of you didn't know that already Anyway she didn't answer that question but did add another photo , made it her main one , and than asked me, "What are your family value" -Gulp- Well apart from my Mother , then my only actual family I consider such and value are my friends from here. Although something tells me that isn't the response she`ll be looking for
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Oh Max, you so do,ye gotta msg her,feck commitment,commit yerself to a date,shes gots ta be gamey and a bit of fun to post an upskirt shot. Howd you get your first job,like everybody else lie your ass off at the interview
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Don't lie during interviews, they do Background checks....
Why not? Kind of refreshing to see a selfie without one of those trademark "Middle Finger" photos!
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Is they`re thinking it`s cute then boy are they ever wrong Like those who post the following , expecting us to be impressed. When all they`re doing is taking a glorified ride. Geez try jumping out by yourself and doing it for real, then get back to us Butt then I`ll never understand women and the way their minds work The girl here bemoans on about the sexual innuendo messages she keeps getting and calls the site Plenty Of Freaks. Nope (As usual) I can't explain why she`s getting sexually slanted messages either
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Dating site O`Doom females , when will they ever learn ?. All you need are three photos like this
Which show a beauteous babes very attractive face , a beguiling (Surely CGI`d ) set of astonishing eyes and .... A wardrobe not packed to bursting
Then another showing them laughing like a nutter , which also displays darn shapely legs and fine choice of sexy foot wear Plus a third of them smiling , and letting us catch sight of their arm pit Hey , so I`m an armpit man Oh and here`s one more , Hell yes it`s a repeat but some eyes are worth repeating Shall be sending her a message on the 19th , wish me pluck
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