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Old September 6th, 2017, 01:21 PM   #601
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Big Grin Waaah, if only she`d wanted an immature almost broke chap needing to be committed

This lady looks fine , seems sane and yikes those legs and feet
Ok I know her legs and feet are included in the looking fine category , only sometimes certain things are worth singling out



So should I message her



I would



If she didn't specify was looking for a solvent grown up ready for commitment



Bah
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As well as being a very attractive lady, that room looks spotlessly clean. I suggest you message her
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Old September 6th, 2017, 05:43 PM   #603
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As well as being a very attractive lady, that room looks spotlessly clean. I suggest you message her
I`ll only do so if I can pretend to be you Mate

Well I need at least a fighting chance
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Old September 6th, 2017, 06:19 PM   #604
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Hands up confess , sent a message asking which one in that photo was seeking a relationship
Ok , so I`m sick and need help
What none of you didn't know that already

Anyway she didn't answer that question but did add another photo , made it her main one , and than asked me,

"What are your family value"



-Gulp-

Well apart from my Mother , then my only actual family I consider such and value are my friends from here.

Although something tells me that isn't the response she`ll be looking for
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I`ll only do so if I can pretend to be you Mate

Well I need at least a fighting chance
Do you think she's in the market for a neurotic geek who'll make passive-aggressive remarks about the cleanliness of her bathroom?

Women like a funny guy, and you're one of the funniest people I know, I say message her
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Oh Max, you so do,ye gotta msg her,feck commitment,commit yerself to a date,shes gots ta be gamey and a bit of fun to post an upskirt shot.
Howd you get your first job,like everybody else lie your ass off at the interview
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Oh Max, you so do,ye gotta msg her

Why not?

Kind of refreshing to see a selfie without one of those trademark "Middle Finger" photos!
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Kind of refreshing to see a selfie without one of those trademark "Middle Finger" photos!
Or these stoopid things



I don't get the pig ears and crap Unless they're bacon fans which I'll give a pass to
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Howd you get your first job,like everybody else lie your ass off at the interview
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Why not?

Kind of refreshing to see a selfie without one of those trademark "Middle Finger" photos!
Ok ok alright already , I bowed to the peer pressure
Composed what I thought was a jocular message
Hit send and it vanished elsewhere
Turns out she`s only accepting messages from upgraded members
What a jip
Guess that`s what she meant by committed
As you'd have to be crazy to give Plenty Of Fish your card details


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Or these stoopid things



I don't get the pig ears and crap Unless they're bacon fans which I'll give a pass to
Same here



Is they`re thinking it`s cute then boy are they ever wrong



Like those who post the following , expecting us to be impressed.
When all they`re doing is taking a glorified ride.
Geez try jumping out by yourself and doing it for real, then get back to us



Butt then I`ll never understand women and the way their minds work

The girl here bemoans on about the sexual innuendo messages she keeps getting and calls the site Plenty Of Freaks.



Nope (As usual) I can't explain why she`s getting sexually slanted messages either

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Wink Dating site O`Doom females , when will they ever learn ?. All you need are three photos like this

Which show a beauteous babes very attractive face , a beguiling (Surely CGI`d ) set of astonishing eyes and .... A wardrobe not packed to bursting



Then another showing them laughing like a nutter , which also displays darn shapely legs and fine choice of sexy foot wear



Plus a third of them smiling , and letting us catch sight of their arm pit



Hey , so I`m an armpit man

Oh and here`s one more ,



Hell yes it`s a repeat but some eyes are worth repeating

Shall be sending her a message on the 19th , wish me pluck
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