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August 30th, 2017, 01:35 PM
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August 31st, 2017, 01:33 PM
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August 31st, 2017, 09:37 PM
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Von still couldn't understand why he didn't get the job, after turning up for the interview all suited and booted
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September 2nd, 2017, 02:56 PM
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A genie gave Von a magic sketch book.  Anything he can draw will be made real. Now he's off to pick up chicks in his new Ferrari  |
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September 2nd, 2017, 08:02 PM
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September 2nd, 2017, 09:56 PM
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 The police had no problem zeroing in on Von's house to raid a pot-smoking party he recently threw for his friends.
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