The Corrupt A Song Game - Page 5

**Niblets** · March 11th, 2014, 03:27 PM

Bobby McFerrin's Don't Worry Be Happy:

Don't know if anyone's done a full version for this

But these are the verses I've heard.

Don't Worry Eat Curry:

No one will get in your cab,
Because you're breath it smells so bad,
But don't worry,
Eat curry.

The landlord says you stink the place,
And now we have to fumigate,
But don't worry,
Eat curry.

**Mal Hombre** · January 20th, 2018, 09:19 PM

"Come On Over To our Place.
Hey You,We're Having An Orgy
There'll Yanking,Wanking and Spanking
Cum All Over The Place.."
Apologies to Sam Cooke..

**blondifan** · August 3rd, 2018, 08:07 PM

We're just trying to be friendly
Come and watch us sing and play
We're the young generation
and we've got Saddam Hussein

**HugoHackenbush** · August 4th, 2018, 02:18 PM

Angel of the Morning = Anal In the Morning

Just give me anal in the morning...anal
Spread my butt cheeks before you ream me..baby
Just give me anal in the morning
Do me no other way...please please

**wimbo77** · August 4th, 2018, 02:43 PM

Depeche Mode - Stripped

From

Come with me
Into the trees
We'll lay on the grass
And let the hours pass

To

Come with me
We'll have a good pee
In the long grass
And let relief pass

**wimbo77** · August 7th, 2019, 08:49 PM

When i was a kid

The Teardrop Explodes - Reward

"Wash my cotton socks i'll never use"

**Mal Hombre** · August 7th, 2019, 10:27 PM

(To Oh Boy by Buddy Holly )

All My life I've been a'waiting
Tonight there'll be no masturbating
Oh Boy,When I fuck You, Oh Boy
The world will see that You'll
Go down on Meeeeee...

**Mal Hombre** · August 19th, 2019, 08:55 AM

"Young girl get into My bed,
Just shut up and give Me some head,
You're not too young,Girl,
So use Your tongue girl.."

Apologies to Gary Puckett

**haroldeye** · March 20th, 2020, 07:54 AM

Talking of modern takes on old songs;

Coronavirus Rhapsody:

Is this a sore throat?
Is this just allergies?
Caught in a lockdown
No escape from reality.
Don’t touch your eyes
Just hand sanitize quicklyyyyy
I’m just a poor boy, no job security
Because of easy spread, even though
washed your hands, laying low
I look out the window, the curve doesn’t look flatter to me, to me
mama, just killed a man
i didn’t stay inside in bed
I walked by him, now he’s dead
mama, life was so much fun
but now I’ve caught this unforgiving plague
mama, oooooh
didn’t mean to make them die
if I’m not back to work this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on as if people didn’t matter
Too late, my time has come
sends shivers down my spine
body’s aching all the time
goodbye everybody, I’ve got the flu
gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
mama, oooooh
I don’t wanna die
I sometimes wish I never went out at all
I see a little silhouette of a man
what a douche, what a douche
did he even wash his hands though
security is tightening
very very frightening me
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low Incubate
Incubate O O O O
I’m just a poor boy, facing mortality
HE’S JUST A POOR BOY FACING MORTALITY
spare him his life from this monstrosity
Touch your face, wash your hands, will you wash your hands?
BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!)
BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS)
BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT WASH YOUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!)
WASH YOUR HANDS! (never, never, never wash your hands oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)
No no no no no
Oh mama mia, mia (mama mia wash your hands!)
COVID-19 has a sickness put aside for me, for me
So you think you can stop me and just shake my hand?
So you think we can hang out and not break our plans?
Oh baby, can’t do this with me, baby,
Just gotta stay home, just gotta stay home with my fever
oooooh
Curving can get flatter
Anyone can see
Curving can get flatter
Curving can get flatter, you’ll see
Just look
FLATTEN THE CURVE
AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
A SHORT MUSICAL INTERLUDE......ENJOY.

January 20th, 2018, 09:19 PM	#42
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,644 Thanked 855,719 Times in 57,565 Posts	"Come On Over To our Place. Hey You,We're Having An Orgy There'll Yanking,Wanking and Spanking Cum All Over The Place.." Apologies to Sam Cooke.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 3rd, 2018, 08:07 PM	#43
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,000 Thanked 60,210 Times in 4,401 Posts	the Monkeys We're just trying to be friendly Come and watch us sing and play We're the young generation and we've got Saddam Hussein

August 4th, 2018, 02:18 PM	#44
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,120 Thanks: 205,952 Thanked 336,437 Times in 14,169 Posts	Angel of the Morning = Anal In the Morning Just give me anal in the morning...anal Spread my butt cheeks before you ream me..baby Just give me anal in the morning Do me no other way...please please __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

August 4th, 2018, 02:43 PM	#45
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Depeche Mode - Stripped From Come with me Into the trees We'll lay on the grass And let the hours pass To Come with me We'll have a good pee In the long grass And let relief pass __________________

August 7th, 2019, 08:49 PM	#46
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	When i was a kid The Teardrop Explodes - Reward "Wash my cotton socks i'll never use" __________________

March 11th, 2014, 03:27 PM	#41
Niblets Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 2,173 Thanks: 5,211 Thanked 24,740 Times in 2,091 Posts	Bobby McFerrin's Don't Worry Be Happy: Don't know if anyone's done a full version for this But these are the verses I've heard. Don't Worry Eat Curry: No one will get in your cab, Because you're breath it smells so bad, But don't worry, Eat curry. The landlord says you stink the place, And now we have to fumigate, But don't worry, Eat curry.

August 7th, 2019, 10:27 PM	#47
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,644 Thanked 855,719 Times in 57,565 Posts	(To Oh Boy by Buddy Holly ) All My life I've been a'waiting Tonight there'll be no masturbating Oh Boy,When I fuck You, Oh Boy The world will see that You'll Go down on Meeeeee... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 19th, 2019, 08:55 AM	#48
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,644 Thanked 855,719 Times in 57,565 Posts	"Young girl get into My bed, Just shut up and give Me some head, You're not too young,Girl, So use Your tongue girl.." Apologies to Gary Puckett __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 20th, 2020, 07:54 AM	#49
haroldeye Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfwitistan Posts: 5,715 Thanks: 113,493 Thanked 59,963 Times in 5,707 Posts	Talking of modern takes on old songs; Coronavirus Rhapsody: Is this a sore throat? Is this just allergies? Caught in a lockdown No escape from reality. Don’t touch your eyes Just hand sanitize quicklyyyyy I’m just a poor boy, no job security Because of easy spread, even though washed your hands, laying low I look out the window, the curve doesn’t look flatter to me, to me mama, just killed a man i didn’t stay inside in bed I walked by him, now he’s dead mama, life was so much fun but now I’ve caught this unforgiving plague mama, oooooh didn’t mean to make them die if I’m not back to work this time tomorrow carry on, carry on as if people didn’t matter Too late, my time has come sends shivers down my spine body’s aching all the time goodbye everybody, I’ve got the flu gotta leave you all behind and face the truth mama, oooooh I don’t wanna die I sometimes wish I never went out at all I see a little silhouette of a man what a douche, what a douche did he even wash his hands though security is tightening very very frightening me Gotta lay low (gotta lay low) Gotta lay low (gotta lay low) Gotta lay low Incubate Incubate O O O O I’m just a poor boy, facing mortality HE’S JUST A POOR BOY FACING MORTALITY spare him his life from this monstrosity Touch your face, wash your hands, will you wash your hands? BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!) BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS) BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT WASH YOUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!) WASH YOUR HANDS! (never, never, never wash your hands oh oh oh oh oh oh oh) No no no no no Oh mama mia, mia (mama mia wash your hands!) COVID-19 has a sickness put aside for me, for me So you think you can stop me and just shake my hand? So you think we can hang out and not break our plans? Oh baby, can’t do this with me, baby, Just gotta stay home, just gotta stay home with my fever oooooh Curving can get flatter Anyone can see Curving can get flatter Curving can get flatter, you’ll see Just look FLATTEN THE CURVE AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. A SHORT MUSICAL INTERLUDE......ENJOY.

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