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January 20th, 2019, 12:54 AM	#2801
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January 27th, 2019, 12:31 PM	#2803
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,091 Thanks: 449,492 Thanked 896,557 Times in 60,293 Posts	5040 Hey, if you want it doggie style, the least you could do is stick your head in the kennel __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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I've got no problem giving it to you doggie style, but you'll have to cut out that barking sound you make because it arouses my dog!

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I've got no problem giving it to you doggie style, but you'll have to cut out that barking sound you make because it arouses my dog.............

......... and quite frankly, the dog obeys orders, unlike you, plus looks better

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February 3rd, 2019, 11:18 AM	#2808
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