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**trailmaster** · August 21st, 2018, 01:02 PM

A man is babysitting his nephew while the boy's parents are off on vacation somewhere. They get tired of being in the house so the uncle asks the boy if he wants to go for a walk in the woods out behind the house. So they start off on their journey, admiring all the different plants and little critters that are scurrying about as they pass. After a while the boy notices it starting to get dark real quick and the boy tells his uncle "i'm starting to get scared, the woods are scary when its dark." The man looks at the boy and says "How do you think I feel, i gotta walk out of here alone."

**mrfixit** · August 21st, 2018, 11:03 PM

**otokonomidori** · August 22nd, 2018, 02:56 AM

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

They both got six months..

**ball7** · August 24th, 2018, 08:12 AM

The perfect remedy to prevent aging is
war

**ball7** · August 24th, 2018, 08:14 AM

I will never forget the day I got amnesia.

**Staffsyeoman** · August 24th, 2018, 09:10 AM

Ahh, I'll never forget wassername...

**fatrat1** · August 24th, 2018, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

I will never forget the day I got amnesia.

I was due to attend a conference on Amnesia, I completely forgot all about it.

**dbailey** · August 24th, 2018, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatrat1

I was due to attend a conference on Amnesia, I completely forgot all about it.

I suffer with amnesia and deja vu ....

I think I have forgotten this before

**photoflex** · August 24th, 2018, 12:20 PM

If I could watch only one movie for the rest of my life, my choice would be Groundhog Day.

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August 21st, 2018, 01:02 PM	#13702
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,202 Times in 60,069 Posts	A man is babysitting his nephew while the boy's parents are off on vacation somewhere. They get tired of being in the house so the uncle asks the boy if he wants to go for a walk in the woods out behind the house. So they start off on their journey, admiring all the different plants and little critters that are scurrying about as they pass. After a while the boy notices it starting to get dark real quick and the boy tells his uncle "i'm starting to get scared, the woods are scary when its dark." The man looks at the boy and says "How do you think I feel, i gotta walk out of here alone."

August 22nd, 2018, 02:56 AM	#13704
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,023 Thanked 122,410 Times in 8,316 Posts	Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They both got six months..

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August 24th, 2018, 08:14 AM	#13706
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	I will never forget the day I got amnesia.

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