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August 6th, 2018, 04:01 AM | #3411 |
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Brian249 scratches his ass and sniffs his fingers permanently. People wonder what disease he has
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August 6th, 2018, 08:05 AM | #3412 |
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Now and then kelio feels the need to confess his sins to Father Estreeter. The absolution consists in having his ass pumped by the priest 'cause Estreeter says that's the right way to put the devil into hell.
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August 6th, 2018, 08:31 AM | #3413 |
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chromax sticks his finger out and asks stranger to pull his finger, like most of us he farts .... but he also cums in his pants
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August 6th, 2018, 08:55 AM | #3414 |
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Estreeter is a pizza baker. Now and then he picks his nose and wipes his finger in the dough
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August 6th, 2018, 09:01 AM | #3415 |
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August 6th, 2018, 10:21 AM | #3416 |
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I found the naked truth about Old Man Wendigo: he's six years old, hence underage and should be banned.
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August 6th, 2018, 10:28 AM | #3417 |
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By who name 2 mods who are mature ..... and you'd still be wrong
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August 6th, 2018, 12:13 PM | #3418 |
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Whenever I talk about my favorite Australian animal "the quokka"
Estreeter goes nuts and says that if he had one he would bring it to the butcher shop and have it skinned and cut up so he could have it barbecued. This is just a smokescreen to divert people from the actual truth. Several years ago Estreeter and some of his golf mates secretly rented a sailboat and sailed from the Melbourne port to Rottnest Island, and managed to steal several quokkas. At that time there were a lot of these cute and furry critters which would wander all over the island. Now most of them are in these protected enclosures. They sailed back to Melbourne and Estreeter made an enclosure near his house in Geelong. He uses it as a petting zoo for the local kids, and charges their parents for this privilege. Estreeter gets away with this by paying off some local officials. He needs money just like everyone. Estreeter mainly uses the extra money to buy single malt scotches, and allows himself to go to his favorite pizza restaurant more often. |
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August 6th, 2018, 12:32 PM | #3419 |
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trailmaster started a cult, you know, the ones where he somehow gets control of cult members and their finances, they all die .... so far all the wank club members are in it
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August 6th, 2018, 03:29 PM | #3420 |
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After accurately washing his saggy testicles lagerlout hangs them out using clothespins not to let the wind blow them away.
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