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Old August 6th, 2018, 04:01 AM   #3411
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Brian249 scratches his ass and sniffs his fingers permanently. People wonder what disease he has
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Now and then kelio feels the need to confess his sins to Father Estreeter. The absolution consists in having his ass pumped by the priest 'cause Estreeter says that's the right way to put the devil into hell.
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Old August 6th, 2018, 08:31 AM   #3413
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chromax sticks his finger out and asks stranger to pull his finger, like most of us he farts .... but he also cums in his pants
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Old August 6th, 2018, 08:55 AM   #3414
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Estreeter is a pizza baker. Now and then he picks his nose and wipes his finger in the dough
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Old August 6th, 2018, 09:01 AM   #3415
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palo5 "helps out" at a sperm donation clinic

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Old August 6th, 2018, 10:21 AM   #3416
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I found the naked truth about Old Man Wendigo: he's six years old, hence underage and should be banned.
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Old August 6th, 2018, 10:28 AM   #3417
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I found the naked truth about Old Man Wendigo: he's six years old, hence underage and should be banned.
By who name 2 mods who are mature ..... and you'd still be wrong
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Old August 6th, 2018, 12:13 PM   #3418
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Whenever I talk about my favorite Australian animal "the quokka"
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trailmaster started a cult, you know, the ones where he somehow gets control of cult members and their finances, they all die .... so far all the wank club members are in it
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Old August 6th, 2018, 03:29 PM   #3420
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After accurately washing his saggy testicles lagerlout hangs them out using clothespins not to let the wind blow them away.
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