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Old March 14th, 2009, 01:49 PM   #31
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Old July 14th, 2009, 06:03 PM   #33
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Old August 21st, 2009, 02:09 PM   #34
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Maybe It`s just this sunny time of the year why this thread doesn`t gather posts. So can I make suggestion? Yes I can. Why not move this thread to "Other Stuff"? Add on that, vampires are evil, not funny? Even I almost forgot the very existence of this thread, maybe It`s senility or maybe I`m just junk-food chewing lazy bastard who don`t bother click "Funnies" section, because I`m dead serious about this. I have even planned to change my avatar-picture to something very evil:


But seriously, not bad idea?




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Old August 22nd, 2009, 02:41 AM   #35
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I agree with Futuro.I can´t explain why.Lost my job and had to quit the English classes but what difference does it make? The point is: I´m selling curtains now.
DING DONG...DING DONG...Sadly,Persephone didn´t answer the door bell...




you know what? forget the curtains,,,,Vacuum cleaners!...maybe her housekeeper needs one.

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So,Mr. Former,could you tell us what happened?
About what?
You know...VEF,female vampires?
I don´t know what you´re talking about it...where?
Please,this is serious...right HERE!

Oh,I remember now...good times!...are you a member?
Yes.
HONEYYY !....we have a guest from VEF...I have a life now,you know?...my lovely wife rescued me!


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i stole this:
Hypnotism
Probably their most useful weapon, Vampires can plant suggestions into anyone meeting their hypnotic gaze. The strength of the suggestions depend on the difference between the Vampire's will and that of the victim's. Using this power Vampires can also force victims to forget about the attack , or in the case of Alzheimer's patients remember it ...




ELVIRA:

Queen of the night

SLAVES & MINIONS

VAMPIRES always keep SLAVES & MINIONS around to do their every bidding.


vampires can, do take many different forms to seduce you into things you normally wouldn't do.
uninvited:vampires can not make you do anything
until you invite them into your life,
& into your dreams at night
whispering in your ears of wonderment of being one of them
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not really vampires, but a bunch of nice works from my collection


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a little contribution to countess Bathory


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