Never have I ever - Page 79

**teaktop** · May 9th, 2017, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruffroundedges

- Shot a man with an umbrella gun.

- Driven a TR7 submarine.

- Spoken as smooth as Mr Connery

-Bungee jumped off a dam wall
-Driven a double decker bus into a low bridge
-Stroked a white pussy
-Drove a car underwater
-plenty o toole with pussy galore warm honey ryder whilst xenia onatopp gave
dr holly goodhead

**trailmaster** · May 9th, 2017, 11:53 AM

Never have I ever liked poetry

Never have I ever liked reading Shakespeare

Never have I ever read every novel by Charles Dickens

Never have I failed to finish a novel by John Grisham

**ManofKent** · May 9th, 2017, 12:19 PM

Smoked a cigarette.

And I never intend to either.

If I'm honest, I just can't stand it!

The smell of it, the ash it creates getting everywhere (thank God for ash trays), etc

There's just something about the whole process of smoking that always makes me feel a bit nauseates.

That doesn't mean that I want it BANNED though. No doubt there's quite a few smokers on here, and at the end of the day it's their choice.

I wouldn't stop anyone from smoking if they wanted, I just ask that they don't do it near me, that's all.

**tygrkhat40** · May 9th, 2017, 02:09 PM

Never have I ever eaten eel.

Never have I ever driven a high-powered sports car.

Never have I ever been to Florida.

MaxJoker · May 9th, 2017, 02:58 PM

Walked on the moon (So me and Neil have something in common then) ,

Not found underrated (Albeit powerfully disappointing) the movie Dune ,

Visited (Sob) a classic wild Western style Saloon.

**teaktop** · May 9th, 2017, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Never have I ever liked poetry

Never have I ever liked reading Shakespeare

Never have I ever read every novel by Charles Dickens

Never have I failed to finish a novel by John Grisham

Try Yeats,damn fine poet

**trailmaster** · May 9th, 2017, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teaktop

Try Yeats,damn fine poet

You know where I often hear Yeats. On that old English drama/comedy t.v.series: Rumpole of the Bailey. Old Horace Rumpole Barrister extreme is always quoting great lines from Yeats poetry.

**Sir Honkers** · May 10th, 2017, 11:54 AM

Never have I found where my wife hides the chocolate Teddy Bear biscuits. How does she do it, it's a four room apartment decorated in a minimalist style for fcukssake. There aren't that many places to hide stuff.
Never have I not expressed gratitude when it was called for. So thank you TM for reminding me of Rumpole of The Old Bailey. I am not doing anything illegal as we speak.

**trailmaster** · May 10th, 2017, 12:36 PM

Never have I lived in another American city as stupid as Chicago

Never have I ever served in the armed forces

Never have I ever visited another American city that did not have visible signs of homeless people living on the streets.

MaxJoker · May 10th, 2017, 02:41 PM

Known when to hold ,

Known when to fold ,

Not invested my money in fools gold.

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trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,903 Thanks: 1,329,087 Thanked 707,268 Times in 60,074 Posts	Never have I ever liked poetry Never have I ever liked reading Shakespeare Never have I ever read every novel by Charles Dickens Never have I failed to finish a novel by John Grisham

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ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,833 Times in 1,113 Posts	Smoked a cigarette. And I never intend to either. If I'm honest, I just can't stand it! The smell of it, the ash it creates getting everywhere (thank God for ash trays), etc There's just something about the whole process of smoking that always makes me feel a bit nauseates. That doesn't mean that I want it BANNED though. No doubt there's quite a few smokers on here, and at the end of the day it's their choice. I wouldn't stop anyone from smoking if they wanted, I just ask that they don't do it near me, that's all.

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Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,304 Times in 30,311 Posts	Never have I found where my wife hides the chocolate Teddy Bear biscuits. How does she do it, it's a four room apartment decorated in a minimalist style for fcukssake. There aren't that many places to hide stuff. Never have I not expressed gratitude when it was called for. So thank you TM for reminding me of Rumpole of The Old Bailey. I am not doing anything illegal as we speak.

May 10th, 2017, 12:36 PM	#789
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,903 Thanks: 1,329,087 Thanked 707,268 Times in 60,074 Posts	Never have I lived in another American city as stupid as Chicago Never have I ever served in the armed forces Never have I ever visited another American city that did not have visible signs of homeless people living on the streets.