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May 4th, 2018, 12:51 PM	#3051
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I'm not impressed. Says nothing about resurfacing. Anyone can do that. I suppose they got the 300ft number because that's where the divers found the body

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Oh shit. Max's Hitler fascination has spilled over into another thread

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I think he should take baby steps. Reach a hundred first and then try for more.

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I'm not impressed. Says nothing about resurfacing. Anyone can do that. I suppose they got the 300ft number because that's where the divers found the body

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