The corrupt a wish game - Page 235

**tygrkhat40** · September 1st, 2014, 03:27 PM

Granted. Genie gives you the spine of an 18 year old. Just don't ask where he got it. And if the cops come to your door, run.

I wish I could see Niagara Falls at full flow.

**luddite** · September 14th, 2014, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I wish I could see Niagara Falls at full flow.

Granted, five minutes after the next time the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup, everyone in Canada will flush their toilet.

I wish that this happens in your lifetime.

**old alal** · November 14th, 2014, 12:52 PM

Granted but as tygrkhat40 is only 2 he might outlive you!

I wish I could get all my ex girlfriends together for one weeks holiday in a nudists camp so I can see what I managed to escape from!

larry74403 · November 14th, 2014, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by old alal

I wish I could get all my ex girlfriends together for one weeks holiday in a nudists camp so I can see what I managed to escape from!

Granted, However they spend the entire weekend discussing your inadequacies and shortcomings with your currant lady.

I wish I could get away with ruthlessly beating everyone that puts up Christmas decorations and plays carols before Thanksgiving is over with.

**HugoHackenbush** · January 9th, 2015, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by larry74403

I wish I could get away with ruthlessly beating everyone that puts up Christmas decorations and plays carols before Thanksgiving is over with.

Granted. Your first opponent is World Heavyweight Champion Wladimir Klitschko, who just looooves Christmas. I'll tell the ambulance to be on standby for you.

I wish for an iTart program for my phone that will instantly identify willing women in my immediate vicinity.

larry74403 · January 9th, 2015, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

I wish for an iTart program for my phone that will instantly identify willing women in my immediate vicinity.

Granted.
Your mom is the first name that pops up.
I wish that the Muslim religion was actually one of peace and love.
Aloha Snackbar.

**old alal** · January 10th, 2015, 05:03 AM

Granted it is and you become one of the virgins of Martyrdom in perpetuity.

I wish I could draw cartoons well enough they really offend people!

**Sir Honkers** · March 23rd, 2015, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by old alal

I wish I could draw cartoons well enough they really offend people!

Granted. Your gruesome death causes much celebration in the Caliphate, but in the West there is only the lamentation of women and the gnashing of teeth.
I was reading about Emmy Noethe on Wikipedia and I wish I was smart enough to understand what the sentence 'She made elegant use of the ascending chain condition, and objects satisfying it are named Noetherian in her honor.' meant.

MaxJoker · April 1st, 2015, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

I wish I was smart enough to understand what the sentence 'She made elegant use of the ascending chain condition, and objects satisfying it are named Noetherian in her honor.' meant.

Granted , you've now become gayer than Stephen Fry

Wish I could understand why my moobs and beer gut continually fail to impress the ladies

**tygrkhat40** · April 2nd, 2015, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Wish I could understand why my moobs and beer gut continually fail to impress the ladies

Genie gives you that understanding. That understanding leads you to a crippling depression that you mask with your excessive food and drink intake until you hit rock bottom and become a moderator on an internet porn forum.

I wish to be king of the world with all the perks and none of the responsibilities.

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old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Granted but as tygrkhat40 is only 2 he might outlive you! I wish I could get all my ex girlfriends together for one weeks holiday in a nudists camp so I can see what I managed to escape from! __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

January 10th, 2015, 05:03 AM	#2347
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Granted it is and you become one of the virgins of Martyrdom in perpetuity. I wish I could draw cartoons well enough they really offend people! __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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